u/Severe-Chocolate-729

Credit to @ XMeh_Meh_MehX on Twitter for the edit lol

It's almost like he used to have Levitate or something...

Shadow Tag is an unfair ability.

Sorry for the terrible pic, but it's a Buneary, Machop, Lucario, and Lickitung all bathing in an Alabaster Icelands Hot Springs. They're all male, too. So I guess that makes it 'Bathing in the hot springs with the boys?'

Yes, I only have three of my Pokemon in Pokeballs. What of it?

Okay, hold on, how did I get ratioed so hard by Spike?

I can't help but feel Spike was holding back the first time... Maybe he was just excited he got to Mega Evolve? Whatever the reason, I can't help but wonder if I'm going to have to pay for this Mega Stone that he tells me he just found on the ground. And if you're wondering, yes, I have a multi-mega permit.

For those wondering, Spike currently runs a set of Fake Out, Thunder Wave, Fire Blast, and Psychic. Might swap out Fire Blast for Thunder and T-Wave for Will-o-wisp or Toxic if necessary, since Spike seems to be compatible with every TM short of literally Explosion.

Anyone have ideas to help cheer her up? She hasn't lost this badly since we got ambushed by Team Flare a few years back.

Amber managed to get the drop on his Avalugg and Glalie, but then he sent in Mega Abomasnow and it was just too much for my already weakened Mega Absol. Spike then came in and soloed the Abomasnow, but Wulfric's Mamoswine took down my entire team. May need to do some more training, since apparently Ramen (Tyranitar) can't even tank an Earthquake. Killian put in some solid damage versus Mamoswine, but considering she's a Kirlia, of course she goes down to a single Icicle Crash. And Hyacinth? Well, she didn't exactly enjoy taking an Ice Shard to the face only to be frozen solid. Apparently there's a chance she would have only been afflicted with Frostbite, but we got the full freeze. Fun. And as for Cyte, I mean, he tried, but what's a low level Ditto supposed to do in a professional Gym Match?

I can afford a Meowsticite or an Absolite, though I could probably save up for a Tyranitite if necessary. Absolite Z is way out of my budget, though. I've heard it's highly recommended to get a Mega before taking on the Elite Four, and all I have left before then is Wulfric.

Like, he's technically still wild, but he follows me around everywhere, you'd think he's my Pokemon. He also listens to my commands in battle. I already have a full team of six, though, so I can't catch the little dude without a 6+ license. And there's no way in Distortion that I'd put any of my current mons in the box to put Cyte on my team.