u/Shadow_of_Y0r

I started playing two days ago. So newbie, completely new.
-wants pulls
-sees blue dot
-clicks on blue dot

Sees three bosses, meh click the dude with the long grey hair. Pick this test team because blond girl said so. Skip character tutorial, because it can’t be that hard and weird playing as some hot anime girls.

Out of nowhere some crazy magician women screams the weirdest stuff while fighting like she should be in some asylum or something. A four legged horse girl is getting impact frames while screaming before throwing some spear at Mach 10 at grey haired dude. Some random button smashing while, some girl needs some kind of whip sword to throw around before summing it from the heavens calling it back down onto aquamans poor head.

Suddenly brother changes into something out of who knows mind and casts some Fortnite live event onto my newbie, confused, overwhelmed and gambling addicted butt, before the game tells me to touch some tsunami. Shortly after card magician girl is gambit from marvel throwing them cards around while saying something about my ahhh (commandant) I think???

Game tells me get hit less than 10 times, my ahhh took 35 hits like some good boy, because I can’t see shit when the characters and enemies cast some fight moves that even thanos wouldn’t survive.

All that for 125 Black Cards

Got me hocked, still don’t know what’s happening.

What the hell is this??? What is happening???