▲ 30 r/kpoopheads
Your unnies aren't singing about lemons because they love fruits, they're being paid by this insidious community in maple scented money. Wake up leafle.
u/Shergak — 10 hours ago
▲ 51 r/kpoopheads
Hagwon from NMIDD berating a member of kpoopheads, colourized, July 03, 2026 (western calendar, pre-ksoda wars)
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u/Shergak — 2 days ago
▲ 125 r/kpoopheads
Baesment unnie enjoying the sun and thinking about how her servitors are toiling in the dark for her to enjoy said sun
Get back to work, folks, even though it is Canada day. Wouldn't want to disappoint our modern Athena and get turned into a spider.
u/Shergak — 5 days ago
▲ 51 r/kpoopheads
And lo, God hath distanced herself from the world she yet loves, for the scent of our sins hath not been washed away
Our sins have come home to roost. Truly cleanliness is next to godliness, for without wash and clean, god remains a distant lover.
u/Shergak — 6 days ago
▲ 115 r/kpoopheads
What heinous thing is she thinking about doing to you? Right (a)nswers only.
Best right (a)nswer gets an opportunity to have the general berate them for 3 seconds.
u/Shergak — 11 days ago
▲ 66 r/kpoopheads
I'm looking for your controversial kpoop opinions (but only those that I agree with, they can't be controversial to me)
Please note that any controversial opinions that I don't agree with are just snark and any snarky opinions that I agree with are controversial and brave.
Sound off in the comments and I'll let you know if you are worthy of respect or to be banished to an onionless swamp.
u/Shergak — 14 days ago
▲ 46 r/kpoopheads
Meovv has the best visuals in kpoop. Nobody even comes close.
u/Shergak — 15 days ago
▲ 18 r/kpoopheads
My kpoop tier list
Tiermaker unnies are the brokers to the powerscalers. They provide the visuals, voices and structure to those who wish to fight and show that theirs is the only true opinion. Their music is Suave, Anathemic, Bold, Classy and Disdainful to those beneath them. Woe betide you if you Evince any scorn towards them as their fandom will tar and feather you as a Fool.
u/Shergak — 20 days ago
▲ 68 r/kpoopheads
Been thinking about this for a while, but why does Drake want Kiikii's love?
Is he a tiikii? And why did he remove the i's? Is he saying he doesn't need his eyes to see them?
u/Shergak — 21 days ago
▲ 20 r/kpoopheads
Tummy Hurts - Nmidd (Kpoops version) (June 12, 2026)
People love the boxes they put donuts in
Thinking that they can input a pink liquid to fix things (Ugh)
Cut up all the pieces that don’t fit
Isn’t it weird that no one else thinks it’s toxic (Ugh)
Dessert, they’re starin’
Feel the taste when I’m walking right past them
I’m craving eater action
Everywhere the clouds of sugar block my vision
God, it’s so hot
So hard to breathe
And I’ve got the runs
I wanna be free
I can move a mountain range, I just need fart (ick)
The taste is on another plane, you don’t understand it
I could make the world change, start a new diet
But they can’t stand it
My Tummy hurts
My Tummy hurts
u/Shergak — 23 days ago
▲ 35 r/kpoopheads
Ionic by Mistake - Kpoopheads version (June 12, 2026)
Hating me is all you do Valence to Shell
Bonds Bulletproof, b-breaking your covalent
Thank you for the molecules, it’s because of the electrostatic hate
C-C-C-C-C-C-C am ionic by mistake
C-C-C-C-C-C-C am ionic by mistake
Engrave it on my carbonite
C, C survived the loss of my electron and C barely charged
Bond, bond it, bond it tighter
Here, bond is like a verb, come cohere where it attracts
Your charge got me going viral
Chemistry’s a simulation, got me going in a chiral
6.022 x 10^23, more like 273.15
Honestly, are you a mole?
Hating me is all you do Valence to Shell
Bonds Bulletproof, b-breaking your covalent
Thank you for the molecules, it’s because of the electrostatic hate
C-C-C-C-C-C-C am ionic by mistake
C-C-C-C-C-C-C am ionic by mistake
u/Shergak — 24 days ago
▲ 40 r/kpoopheads
Why would they name multiple groups Unknown? Is it a homage to Pokemon? Seems like a nightmare for branding.
If you read this text, your bias will send you a flirty message.
u/Shergak — 25 days ago
▲ 277 r/kpoopheads
New group: Sorry We Burned Down Your Village But We Had To Serve Lewks (or SWBDYVBWHTSL) - to debut as soon as the fire is put out
Their first song will be - The Lamentations of the Raiders
u/Shergak — 27 days ago
▲ 44 r/kpoopheads
Give me a picture of your bias and I'll tell you with 100% certainty (I'm a shaman) which fizzy drink they would imbibe.
100% certainty guaranteed or your money back.
u/Shergak — 28 days ago
▲ 23 r/kpoopheads
Competition for kpoop? Uspeer hits the stage to show the hags what a real bodily function is.
u/Shergak — 30 days ago
▲ 45 r/kpoopheads
Tell me why you love your bias and I'll say and do absolutely nothing
Speak your truth to the void and it just listens.
No caution here, because there's lots of options.
u/Shergak — 1 month ago
▲ 20 r/kpoopheads
Lemonade - Kpoopheads version (31/5/2026)
I pop in all the way
Don’t jump on the brakes
I take my jopping straight
I’ll make you moon my aide
Lebanesefim jop my way
Throw ksoda on my stage
I take my strawberries bent
I’ll make you moon my aide
Wait, hold up, road’s not built
I can’t control my hags
Strawberries at my fingertips crushin’,
All my joppers juicy
Swallow it all down
Apologies in advance if I shoog up
And I get way too loud, I wake up,
Me, my subtitles and I, that’s all mine,
With a blessing, clear out all literates
With that you can’t write right now.
Like home, I don’t sexual
I can take the cream soup, put it all over my chin
That’s goose (honk, honk)
Step in different basements, rudeness unfolds
Dirty joppin’
I’ma go boob and booty hot, don’t know what happened
Cause my gnarly to gnarly’s in a different lane
At a speed your dirty work’s not catching
I pop in all the way
Don’t jump on the brakes
I take my jopping straight
I’ll make you moon my aide
Lebanesefim jop my way
Throw ksoda on my stage
I take my strawberries bent
I’ll make you moon my aide
u/Shergak — 1 month ago