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Old r/Robocop has a cancer. That cancer is shitposting. And it must be cut out before we obtain the two million upvotes that will breathe life into this subreddit again.
▲ 244 r/Robocop

Old r/Robocop has a cancer. That cancer is shitposting. And it must be cut out before we obtain the two million upvotes that will breathe life into this subreddit again.

u/ShortQuail9232 — 4 days ago
▲ 2 r/thesopranos

Before Danny Baldwin took Sir Kingsley to actin' school in Chrissy's masterpiece Cleaver, he took all of these cocksuckas in Homicide: Life on the Street to fuckin actin' school too!!!

I bet he used the technique of positive visualization. Ben Kingsley was probably jealous as fuck when he caught an episode a dis. I did-en't know he was such a major part of this. I literally just started watching two minutes ago as this is on one of my retro channels.

All right, I'll talk to ya later. I din't say nothin'.

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u/ShortQuail9232 — 8 days ago
▲ 445 r/Robocop

Wait a minute, you want to take him offline because he had a shitpost?!!!! What, are you kidding?

u/ShortQuail9232 — 18 days ago
▲ 15 r/seinfeld

Don't worry r/seinfeld, I'm gonna fix your subreddit up GOOD! REAL GOOD!

Mike Moffitt won't let you down. He's no phony.

u/ShortQuail9232 — 22 days ago
▲ 257 r/Robocop

"At r/Robocop we're projecting the end of shitposting in Old Subreddits within 40 days. There's a new guy in town... His name's Robomod."

u/ShortQuail9232 — 1 month ago
▲ 303 r/Robocop

Robo. Excuse me, Robo. Any special message for all the kids watching at home? "Stay away from shitposting."

u/ShortQuail9232 — 1 month ago
▲ 12 r/goodfellas

... we walked out with 420,000 upvotes without using a gun. And we did the right thing. We gave r/goodfellas their tribute.

u/ShortQuail9232 — 1 month ago
▲ 185 r/seinfeld

Why didn't George and Jerry ever hangout with their longtime good friend, Harry Fong?

u/ShortQuail9232 — 2 months ago
▲ 183 r/Robocop

Do you think Clarence charged Dick extra to kill Bob since it was at night and likely caused him to miss all or even part of the Tigers game?

u/ShortQuail9232 — 2 months ago
▲ 1.5k r/thesopranos

Sopranos lingo is rubbing off onto the wife

The wife was at a get together with several of her friends. She calls me and says, "Hey, we were just talking about first time sex stories. I told the girls I'd call you up and ask: Do you remember your first blowjob?" I said, " Yeah, I do." Before I can explain the story, she goes, "How long did it take the guy to cum?" And then I hear her and her friends all burst out in laughter. Fucking cunts.They got some bawlz on them. Some bawlz.

To think I'm bein' mocked like that by the mother of my children. No wonder I walk around bein' maudlin all the time. This ain't right.

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u/ShortQuail9232 — 2 months ago