▲ 32 r/Retconned
Maybe in the Luney *Toons Universe...
Is this legit? Can somebody verify?
u/Significant-Cash322 — 1 day ago
Sleeping with negative entities - a demonic affair
Yo last night I kept waking up in my old bedroom and these entities wouldn't let me leave, like I was laying down next to them on the bed😂 eventually i got up and tried to fight them, rebounding off my bedroom walls trying to attack/evade eachother anime style. It got so bad that i had to call on the archangels and stuff because they'd follow me outside but the angels didn't interveine this time. They have on a few occasions dealing with certain entities but its not like I can't hold my own either ahahaha
u/Significant-Cash322 — 16 days ago
▲ 6 r/Retconned
Possible ME Residue (pic included)
Does anyone remember this film? Judging by the first image it was simply called "Mosquitoe Coast" but now there's a "The" maybe making it grammatically correct? Eitherway I'm curious what it was called when it first aired, and if this really is residue, Keep in mind the first video is more than a decade old.
u/Significant-Cash322 — 1 month ago
▲ 1 r/stories
It's always Valentine's Day in Paris
Among the enchanting city lights of the lover's capital, Emily and Jacob found themselves in a charming little bistro, known for their exquisite, yet questionable delicacies. Questionable to us, quite very normal here...
We both stared down bowls of Escargot.
"You go first." Jacob proposes
"Ermmm, how about no." Emily retorts, barely keeping a straight face.
"C'mon! They're just, well.. snails?"
The fact of the matter hit Jacob, that of all the things they could've selected from the menu they chose this.
"I don't think i'll be able to eat anything after this for a good few hours." Emily whines.
"I mean yeah, but we're just having fun." Jacob, reassuring her.
"We could've gotten those pastry baguettes." Emily contests with a laugh.
Jacob playfully teases her, picking up one of the snails.
"How about this, we both go at the same time? Fair deal?"
"What is this, Lady & the Tramp!?" Emily laughs - "Sure, Okay"
"I guess, maybe with a French twist."
"Ready? 3-2-1... Go!"
Emily's eyes widen as Jacob picks up a snail.
At the same time, they both, plopped the snails in eachothers mouths
"Uhhhhh! It's slimy!" She exclaims.
Jacob, with a grin on his face, proclaims his sly victory over her.
"Too bad, I held it on my tongue, when your hand reached reached for my mouth, but i see you fully devoured yours." Jacob proclaims triumphantly.
"No fair!I thought we had a deal!"
The two of them had a wonderful afternoon, engaging in snail antics and laughter at the cozy bistro. Dusk was setting in, and they soon returned to their hotel for the night, awaiting the next day's adventure.
u/Significant-Cash322 — 1 month ago
▲ 7 r/Retconned
5th grade memory - Saturn
Gen z here, when I was younger, my teacher said to the class something like "Saturn is Jupiters queen" but now, in this reality Saturn is seen as a malevolent god = satan or lucifer, chronos & father time that eats his own children. This memory has always been in the back of my mind like something from a fever dream
u/Significant-Cash322 — 2 months ago
▲ 0 r/Semenretention
Semen retention & personal affect transmutation
Sup GI's. Do you think long streaks of SR helps you activate dormant and/or recessive genes? It's already a well known fact that your body tries to proactively engage with you to bettering your life, finding suitable mates for the sake of procreation, more atteaction, more rizz haha, loosing weight etc, but im talking about the stuff you WOULDN'T see unless you're on a really high streak. Right now I binged after 7 months, I lost weight, hair becoming more blonde-ish/brunette, whiter and lighter eyes... I was even severely disassociated hitting 7 months and they say you can hallucinate yourself into seeing/doing things that would otherwise not be possible if you're depleted.. kinda like the film Constantine, that was my life. Anyway, let me know what y'all think.
u/Significant-Cash322 — 2 months ago