"Hey lay off the Greeks, they invented civilisation" "Yeah, ass-fucking too".
u/SilenceOfTheClamSoup — 17 hours ago
Let me be emphatic, you need to take your Libyan ass back across Atlantic Avenue where it belong.
u/SilenceOfTheClamSoup — 2 days ago
That briefcase, I wonder if it was chalked?
u/SilenceOfTheClamSoup — 3 days ago
14 years in the can I wanted that pit beef, but I comprised. I ate Yakamein with turkey grease. I wanted to fuck a woman, but I compromised. I jacked off onto Michael's stepdad. You see where I'm going with this?
u/SilenceOfTheClamSoup — 4 days ago
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Can I just get some Yakamein with turkey grease?
u/SilenceOfTheClamSoup — 4 days ago
"You know, no offense, but you ever had yourself checked for Tourette's" "What?" "Tourette's syndrome. Seriously...Maybe you got a tic or somethin'" "Tic up my ass, gump!"
u/SilenceOfTheClamSoup — 5 days ago
"Forget Rico, forget Devonne who goes outside her house and winds up shot in both tits, forget Tater" "Avon, I'm not sayin'" "...Marlo Stanfield has no respect for this thing, he's never been in the can, not really"
u/SilenceOfTheClamSoup — 6 days ago
Get yo punk ass Uncle, I'll get my God, least I got one mother fucker.
u/SilenceOfTheClamSoup — 7 days ago
If ya have to ask, big man, ya can't afford it.
u/SilenceOfTheClamSoup — 9 days ago
Is you sendin' the wrong notes to Bannerman in a Nobility conspiracy?!
u/SilenceOfTheClamSoup — 10 days ago
When it was Jackie, I was with Jackie. When it was your uncle, I was with him...But now n...
u/SilenceOfTheClamSoup — 11 days ago
Grilled cheese, time in the can and jerking off.
u/SilenceOfTheClamSoup — 14 days ago