
Does Not Compute
For the first time in a while, Tessa is in a pretty good mood.
Emma is back from the dead. Her plan actually worked. She’ll have to give Rachel, Hope, and Forge something to repay the favor of making it work later. The woman she loves is okay.
Tessa also feels pretty interconnected with a lot of the other people in her life, too. They all seemed to accept her in her current vampiric state.
Everything that’s happened has made her want to come out of her shell a little more. She will always be reserved and secretive, but what everything made clear to her is that she truly is cared for, and wants to be more open to letting people know she reciprocates that. The New Mutants, the Hellfire Club, The Hellions (both current and former) (except for Manuel probably), her fellow X-Men, her students, her older colleagues. She leaves this situation with deeper trust than she had before.
She even might have broken some ground with Monet, a relief after the mud slinging match their first meeting became. She wasn’t 100% sure if this was a mutual feeling, it may take some mediation from Emma to make that truly happen, but Tessa understands where she’s coming from a lot more, now.
Tessa sits in her office at the school. She debates writing up one of her logs. She never did understand why the students enjoyed what was basically a long form lecture so much. Perhaps they just liked her?
To be loved is to be known, as she would learn.
Tessa had less reason to hide the fact she was drinking blood, now. Good, because she had made actual progress in her alcoholism and was getting a little tired of pretending she hadn’t. But she still didn’t want to walk around with a clear container full of blood. So, she bought a water bottle. A fairly high end one. She drank from it when needed.
Tessa had no idea what floodgates she was opening.
All across the Xavier’s Mansion Student Discussion forum, the students were posting jokes about Sage. “Memes”, as it is often put.
Tessa knows what a meme is. Obviously someone tapped into the internet knows that. But she had never understood the “why” of them. And this current wave being posted about her did not help her understand in the slightest.
It was nothing mean spirited, but all very confusing to Tessa. One end made more sense, at least. A lot of vampire memes. She has never bothered to add Twilight to the pop culture center of her brain, but she supposes she may have to, given all the comments on a post editing her into a photo of what she can only assume is a group of vampires. More baffling to her is a picture where her face has been edited onto a woman riding a surfboard. What the hell is Surf Dracula? How does surfing pertain to her?
What baffles her far more, however, is the attention that her new water bottle seems to be getting her. The students have seemingly begun to apply the “VSCO” label to her. Even after doing research, she doesn’t get the trend at all. She isn’t from Generation Z, after all. This trend only applies to them, she thinks? Not that she understands what the “trend” is to begin with. Utterly baffling.
As she’s about to find out what “and I oop” means, she hears something left outside of her office. She goes to check, and left outside is a care basket. The label is addressed to “VSCO Vampire”, and it is full of scrunchies, a pair of crocs, and a disposable camera.
………
Sage calls Emma to her office.
My lioness, please tell me you understand a single word of all this? I’m afraid one of the few things that escapes my understanding is what draws people to trends online.