u/Sirenceol1

Today's rant: Happy 4th

Happy Fourth of July my fellow paint monkeys, let's share the dumbest customers we've had so far! I'll go first.

Customer walks in, looks at me, and asks if we're open.

I looked at him, looked around the store, and said no, jokingly.

He said 'oh okay' and left.

Did people start drinking early or something this year?

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u/Sirenceol1 — 1 day ago

Wealth. Fame. Power.

There once was a man who obtained it all - The Pirate King, Gold Roger. His last words at the execution stand sent people from all over the world out to sea.

You want my treasure? You can have it! I left everything I gathered together in one place! Now you just have to find it!

Men now set sail for the Grand Line in search of romance. The world has entered a Great Pirate Era!

u/Sirenceol1 — 2 months ago