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Me: Doctor doctor, I keep forgetting everything.
Doctor: When did this start?
Me: Start what?
u/SkinnnyDoll — 3 days ago
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Doctor: You're getting enough rest
patient: Doc, I'm a charger. I only rest at 2%
u/SkinnnyDoll — 5 days ago
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Doctor: “I’m afraid you have chlamydia, gonorrhoea and onomatopoeia.”
Patient: “onomatopoeia? What’s that?
Doctor: “I’m afraid it’s exactly what it sounds like.”
u/SkinnnyDoll — 6 days ago
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dad jokes
I told my dad I'm going to bed, still asking me to peck him before I go to sleep
u/SkinnnyDoll — 6 days ago