Best overheard NPC dialogue?

Hey, do you have any interesting overheard NPC dialogues in the came?

One of the most interesting was a boy and girl talking in Skellige, which was as follows:

Boy: oh look there's a skeleton here!

Girl: oh, who could it have been?

Boy: you should move closer, it might have something on it that tells who it is

Girl: *moves closer*

Boy: BOOOOO!!!

Girl: Ove (maybe the boy's name)! You're such a prankster

Any others I might have missed in this world? This game was really made with a lot of love and attention to detail

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u/SkyFlava — 3 days ago