u/SlappedPickle

Aunt Gladys is in such a weak state as she is starved of youthful vitality, and weakened further by narrowly surviving Young Charlies revenge at Grand Orleans Imperial Island hotel, where she avoided being turned a rat. the reason for her decay is because she has been persistently unsuccessful at harvesting children, as she was heavily reliant on the guidance and support from the Grand High Witch of the world. She returns to her family to regain familiar grounds and in turn, a familiar source of power. Knowing that the Lily's had a young boy, who would provide access to a cluster of unsuspecting children for her to harvest without raising suspicion.

*satire take, but entertainment myself thoroughly*

Hi all, recently been diagnosed with gout. Experienced 2 horrific attacks earlier in the year and been prescribed allopurinol.. Anyway, as there's high demand for dietitians in my area, I'm awaiting my first proper appointment, however, I go on holiday tomorrow with my partners family and since my diagnosis, I've been terrible with my eating, if which I've majorly decreased my portion sizes (extremely small) and been skipping meals entirely as I'm terrified of triggering an attack. Both attacks I had experienced completely disabled me and rendered me sofa bound for days and days.

I'm really concerned my eating habits are going to be noticed by my partners family, who unfortunately have strong opinions when representing their prejudices and can be quick to make comments which can cause upset, genuinely leading to arguments and sourness (especially when alcohol is involved).. So it's not like I can explain my condition, without being dictated of how Im to blame and my lifestyle is terrible.. I also have learning and behaviour issues, which make these situations very difficult for me.

Like I said, I already have a horrendous history of avoiding meals and genuinely a terrible relationship with food in general. I've spent hours and days trying to find rough guidelines of "gout safe" meals but a lot of the suggestions are misleading or conflicting.

Ideally I just need a rough outline of a good meal to order, as the holiday will have slot of large restaurant based meals, and it was already hell for me to order without stress before my gout diagnosis!

Not picky with any foods, just terrible at eating, planning meals/ordering etc.

Thanks for reading and any suggestions, my little brain and heart do not cope well with stress 😬