u/SleepyDachshund99

Today was not the day to ride.

When I was putting my jeans on, I got my feet stuck in the knee armour fittings.

I rotated the hip armour so it was protecting my arse.

When I was finally dressed I realised I was wearing slippers.

I forgot my keys, went back, then left my helmet. Went back, then left my gloves.

Finally got to undo the security chain and realised I'd just reattached it slightly lower down.

Overall, today is not a day to ride.

😀