u/Slowman5150

Why does every post here mention a game called “Helldivers”. I’m trying to get in contact with my doctor and every time I’ve look them up in google I get this game. I didn’t know I didn’t know I didn’t I didn’t know I didn’t know I didn’t know I didn’t I didn’t know I didn’t know I didn’t know I didn’t I didn’t know I didn’t know I didn’t know I didn’t I didn’t know I love them I love them I love them 😍 my skin hides my flesh that longs for Arrowhead’s touch, I carve their warbond inside of me, I removed my legs so that I am always be below my love. I removed my tongue so that I will always be left with arrowhead’s taste. I removed my eye lids so that I may always stare at my love. 💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💕♥️💕♥️💕♥️💕♥️💙💙💙💙♥️♥️💕💙♥️💕🥰🥰😘😍🥰❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️💙💙💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋

-This is Slowman from the Reign of Iron signing off 😎

I hate NARROWHEAD!! Everyday I wake up and SCREAMMMM I SCREAM FOR MY HATE!! I won’t let them win!!!!! They always WIN!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭 New Nerf New Nerf New Nerf EVERYDAY. My friends tell me, it’s just a game???? It’s just a game, huh??? Ever hear about 911 yeah doesn’t sound like a game now HUH?!?! I buy the game, I refund the game, I buy the game, I refund the game!! Why don’t they love me????? 😭😭😭😭😭 HELP SOMEONE HELP ME!!!! THEY REMOVED THE RAILGUN!!! I can’t use my guns anymore, I’m just a slug crawling on the ground 🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌

-This is Slowman from the Reign of Iron signing off 😎

So this might be a little weird but I have been fantasizing about being in a relationship with Arrowhead for a few years now. I’ve been liking and following all of their posts, carving their name on my skin, and doxing anyone who makes fun of them. I love them and I want to make them so so so happy!! 💋💋💋💋💋💋My so called FRIENDS told me they didn’t like Arrowhead, they called them NARROWHEAD and guess who doesn’t have friends anymore more?!?! The only friend I need is my sweet little cookie arrowhead!! YIPPEE!! 🥳 I love you arrowhead, I love you so much, I buy all your Warbonds, yes I will, I sold my house for you, I will donate my organs for you, I only exist to worship your greatness. Every cells and atom in my body will buy a copy of Helldivers GAME OF THE YEAR EVERY YEAR!!!!!!!

-This is Slowman from the Reign of Iron signing off 😎

So I’m not sure if this is a hot take but looking back on the Children’s Hospital event we really should have went for the mines instead. I think we should start letting civilians die to maximize the potential for grim dark content. 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀We could have put children skulls on our Star Destroyers instead of some dumb picture 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

-This is Slowman from the Reign of Iron signing off

How much longer are we gaymers, the most repressed group might I add!! Continue to take ABUSE from NARROWHEAD!! Starting next year we Helldivers need to mass boycott the game until NARROWHEAD can get their act together 😤😤😤😤😤 I for one have gone to my local gas station to get ALL of the drugs!! I will not sleep until THEY PAY!!!!!! 💰🤑💰So stand up Helldivers!! You are only held back by the chains of NARROWHEAD’s oppression!! Break free and claim the freedom of your forebears!! The seeds of gaming for watered with the blood of consumers and I for one WILL NOT CONSUME UNTIL WE ARE FREEEEEEE!!!!!!! 😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤 So stand up, stand up on 1/1/2027!! Let that day be the day NARROWHEAD is shown what happens when gamers make their voices heard!!!!! 😡😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡🤬😡

GET ON HELLDIVERS NOW!!!!! THE SQUIDS ARE ATTACKING SUPER NEW YORK!!!!!! ANYONE ON THE BUG FRONT GET ON NEW YORK NOWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SWEET LIBERTY SAVE US!!!!!!! 🗽😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🦑🦑🦑🦑🦑

-This is Slowman from the Reign of Iron signing off

Hey fellow Helldivers, I was trying to get into the game and I have been seeing a lot of Squid artwork from the fanbase. Is this based on anything in game? If so is there I way I can romance the Squids at all or am I stuck with my brother? Any help would be greatly appreciated!! 🙏🥹

-This is Slowman from the Reign of Iron signing off

I am so flipping hyped for the new dodge focused jetpack shown in the new warbond. I absolutely love the jetpack from Battlefront 2 so having something like this is just a dream come true!! I am already putting in my PTO to take the week off with the bros!! And the Las sub machine is just the democratic icing on top!! I love everything about this warbond from the cool power sword with the special move set based off Darktide to the new heavy hellpod!! 😍

Arrowhead really out did themselves with this one!!

-This is Slowman from the Reign of Iron signing off!!