u/Small_Temporary6124

So my friend (Unit 560) has a huge crush on Wallace Breen! Yes you read it correctly, Wallace Breen! Unit 560 even is a man!!!

And you know what happened next? He disconnected me on Breen Connect, and runs away when he even sees me. I think his last message to me was, "Meow meow, Breen, meow meow."

This is just getting crazier by the day. I might have to just do sometime about it myself! There's no way I'm letting this popucidalpath do this! It's malcompilance to the Universal Onion.

Should I relocate to another block or city? Unfortunately, the city one will costs 800CS$ for even the nearest, but the block only is 130.

Vote if I should handle the unit, or relocate to another block.

Last night, after I did my patrolling of Precinct 5-16, I found a video titled "Skibreendi Wallet." The video shows a person talking to the Citadel's Central Washroom's toilet, with Breen's head popping up from the toilet with an extended and glitchy head. Breen says "Skibreendi comb comb bine yes yes, Skibreendi comb comb Breen Breen!" While rotating his head all the way around two times. Then the video ends with him going to the camera fast.

The video was published in 2023, and today is 2026, which means it was 3 years ago. But I wonder if Breen actually saw this. Was the video made by an Anti-Citizen perhaps? That shouldn't be possible without a bypass. Anticitizen videos usually are monitored for offensive content and restricted by the Overwatch Moderation if detected. The video clearly shows some offensive content in it.

What do you think? Should I alert it to the Civil-Authorities?

Remember those cities got ton of posts about them being in total chaos? Well I don't see any more posts, and I wasn't keeping up with updates regarding the status of them. Were the cities bombed? Were they shelled by a ton of canisters?

A trip to 11 and 13's nearest cities cost like 150,000 Sterilized Credits and I only have like 200 now because of my recent APC purchase, even if I try to use my vehicle to get there, I would've probably crash somewhere in the wasteland. There are like rebels and destroyed utility lines in those deserts that can kill me or blow up my APC.

What do you think I should do? Should I save up on credits for the trip? (Which would take like 3 years), attempt to drive my APC there? Or just not do that?

Also, my chicken parmesan video is like 40% done editing.

I just got off from my duty today, and I was feeling really dried out, so I went to Workforce Intake Hub 1 to get a drink from a vending machine inside.

When I drank it, I felt a burst of immense refreshment. It was never like any type of drink in my life! Although, I somehow don't remember the drinks experienced in my life now. When I drank the water, I kinda didn't remember much. But anyways, it was so good, drinking the water felt like swimming in a fresh water lake, like every leech is gone. Oh my god, it was soooooooooo amazing! You guys should try it out more. It's free, plus the water is made by our glorious Benefactors. Our Benefactors have spent countless of hours probably, making this water; just for the shity ol' rebels filtering out the water from the ocean!!! And they'll still drink the unfiltered than the best Private Reserve water ever.

I wonder how those rebels live in their life. They just go attack the Combine online and physically for no reason like the BreenTube Troll Police. I don't think they haven't even tasted the water us hard-working CPs drink. The rebels fight all their way from tunnels to streets, along getting mauled to death by Antlions, just to get some water they have to filter. Rather than just find a vending machine, click a button, and get fresh water! Do they even know how to activate or deactivate a restrictor?! If they got employed to the High Priority Region (the Citadel), and there was a big power outage. They wouldn't have been able to enable the Citadel's restrictors too.

Overall, just DRINK THE VENDING MACHINE WATER! It's ridiculous why rebels don't even think of walking 2 minutes to a vending machine station, but consider going 7 days of walk n' fighting, for some filter required water.

This is CP Unit 582, have a good and fresh water day!