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Had to be carried on walkies because he WOULDN'T STOP SNIFFING THINGS AND TRYING TO EAT THEM WHEN MAHM SAID LEAVE IT.

This particular stretch of walk ... He KNOWS are things that are not allowed (or dog friendly).

Food wrappers, cigarette butts, random weird plants.

Not puppy safe, yet he just can't leave them alone. 🤦🏼‍♀️

So he has to go into air jail and be carried like a tiny fuzzy football.

Hence this adorable photo of our shadows.

Is he still a superhero? Of people's hearts, sure.

The amount of people yell out their car windows "I LOVE HIS EARS!!" -- frequent. Several times a week.

But Bat Boi still has to be carried for his own good through this block of the walk. 🙄

It's like he knows when the camera is on him and he'll act uninterested and very cool. 🤣

BUT I FINALLY GOT IT.

Since it's bound to come up ... Gary eats:

- A shot glass and a half of Heritage Ranch Salmon & Rice kibble (HEB brand), when we run out I have Nutrish Salmon by Rachael Ray on it's way

- 1.5 tbsp rolled unflavored oats

- 1/4 tsp chia seeds

- 1/4 pump salmon oil

- 10 drops doggie collagen

- 10 drops coconut oil

- 1 shot glass Brutus doggie bone broth with glucosamine & condroitin, chicken flavor because he doesn't like beef

- 1 shot glass of water

- 1 spoonful pumpkin

- 1 spoonful Greek yogurt

- Stella & Chewy's duck meal topper as desired

Gare Bear is a very regular boy with his digestion thanks to this meal combo.

All I know is ... It's adorable. 🥹

I promise he's not hot, he's smiling. But he is doing his best ghost impression with the glow collar.

Proof of more smiles in the comments once this post is approved.

Look at those little hints of teefs in photo 2. 🥹

And the majestic ear spread in photo 1. 🥹🥹🥹

Mahm was working, so Gary's auto feeder went off. Here's how it went down.

Photo 1: waking up. What was that noise? (Groggy.)

Photo 2: sniffing.

Photo 3: biiiiig stretch.

Photo 4: tail up, munching.

That happy face never gets old. 🥹

And the ears. The soft ears.

As always, whenever I share him, someone suggests r/sonarears. And you would correct, except these ears are not for listening, they're for dial-up internet, and it gets really loud in there. So unless I'm opening my favorite Trader Joe's white cheddar popcorn ... He absolutely did not hear me say anything, least of all "Leave it!"

That's the good stuff!

As always, whenever I share him, someone suggests r/sonarears. And you would correct, except these ears are not for listening, they're for dial-up internet, and it gets really loud in there. So unless I'm opening my favorite Trader Joe's white cheddar popcorn ... He absolutely did not hear me say anything, least of all "Leave it!"

My best boi. 🥰

As always, whenever I share him, someone suggests r/sonarears. And you would correct, except these ears are not for listening, they're for dial-up internet, and it gets really loud in there. So unless I'm opening my favorite white cheddar popcorn ... He absolutely did not hear me say anything, least of all "Leave it!"

10 lbs of absolutely loving me (and would stomp on my face to get to a spoon of doggie peanut butter) ... Wouldn't have it any other way. 🥰

Cuz I am CoNcErNeD I am not eating this second, MaHm.

As always, when I post in this sub, someone mentions how he belongs in r/sonarears. And you would be correct except these ears are not for listening, they're for dial-up internet, the place where electronics scream at each other, and it gets really loud in there. So unless I have a bag of popcorn ... He absolutely did not hear me say "Leave it!" 🤷🏼‍♀️

It's loading. 🥹

Yes baby. Really. 5 miles, like every day. 🥹

Snuggly, because Mahm has Sunday off, and Sunday is for snuggles.

My melty boi 🥰

Mahm does a bother (snuggles from above). My bad. 🤣

My goodest boi. 🥰

Anybody see a Gary? Cuz I don't. 🤷🏼‍♀️

Who else's pup loves red light therapy?