u/SnoopyFan6

Hi frens. Iz me Ansel the Stubborn. Dis my face doin a concern.

Mawmy and Pawther keep telling me I iz gonna have so much fun at sitterz. I no understand what sitterz is. Is it a place to get many treatos? Can I get dirty and be lazy at sitterz?

Dis sounds ok but den Mawmy sez I’ll be there for two weeks. I don’t know weeks but it must be a lot of furebers cuz pawrents are put lots of there removable furs in box with wheels. Wheels mean go. Are dey doin a leave? Will dey come back for sweet little Ansel?

I iz so comfuzed. Iz dis ok or do I do a soo?