[Online][ODND][CST]Daggerfall level of Do-What-You-Want survival horror game
You want a choice of weapons? Fuck you.
You want to know where you are? Fuck you.
You forgot which menial tasks each of the 3000 indistinguishable NPCs was crying about? Fuck you.
Hope you were a teacher's pet in school Because nerds are gonna be on top here
The ONLY professions that exist are: Magic-User, Fighting-Man, Cleric, Elf, Dwarf, Hobbit
Homebrew: all characters have a white bread moral compass until *I* pick a new one for you!
Trying to make a good impression? Too bad, we're using rAnDoMlY gEnArAtEd NPC reactions, fucko!
Grab your wallets, because all your pay is being spent on packing the party with cool and quirky DMPCs.
Gameplay will be 10% combat, 5% roleplay and 85% logistics simulator.
No plot. You came up with a cool and interesting backstory? Too bad, I don't give a fuck. Story comes from playing mad-libs with tables. What, you think I'm sure kind of writecuck?
Prepare your fleet of wagons for a cross-country shopping spree, because nobody in this region wants your filthy gold.
Of course, I'm sure all you eager players are coming at the bit to join my amazing and original campaign and want to know when it is. Well FUCK YOU!