I have a rule…if your song has no words…it gets no title…like jazz songs…people will be like oh this is Johnson’s caravan..why..how… what gave you that impression…the first jazz song ever should have just been called jazz song 1 and we take it from there…I really loved jazz song 14862…music snobs go well it’s a feeling…yeah I feel like I want to hear words…a 15 minute sax solo ain’t telling me the pain of crossing the country
I know this is probably well worn territory but I want some clean material for a parenting and kids set
Now Having kids is great…the sales pitch for kids is terrible…you ever ask someone with kids how there doing…you don’t even get words it’s just sounds and faces…if a baby was a product you wouldn’t buy it…you don’t even get to rent one for a weekend to see if it’s any good…yet they are the most popular thing on the planet…that’s like going to buy a car…is this one good…its gonna cost a lot of money, its gonna make a lot of noise, and its gonna leak a lot of fluids…can I get a test drive…no…ill take it…great…its on backorder for 9 months
Anniversaries…I learned quick…they’re important…and It’s hard to keep things a surprise from your spouse…i remember one time I was working on a sentimental video of us and she just walked into my office without knocking…I shut the laptop real quick and she goes what are you doing…i didnt wanna ruin the surprise so I just said watching porn…and she looked disgusted and walked out…I would rather look like a pervert than ruin an anniversary