u/Southern_Copy_6173

Less than three months of the year left.

2026 release date.

Lets go Fromsoft. all eyes on you now baby. dont let me down

I miss him so fucking much i miss his cute face i miss his beak and his beady little eyes i miss swinging his giant pipe around just slanging that shit on every single enemy and bloodsworn i miss his weird little fucking beak that pokes out when hes drinking blood i miss his wierd fuckass stance that he does before a match i miss his speargun i miss his chunky but somehow still slim body i miss the loud ass metallic clanking whenever he walked anywhere i miss the way he powers up his jetpack i miss how giant his ass would look if you did the "apologize" emote i miss his funny little jetpack i miss his steam release farting emote i miss his silly little mohawk at the top of the helmet i miss how he has no fucking neck so he has to bend his entire upper body just to suck blood or turn around i miss all 27 of his missiles that he would shoot out and his giant long ass barrel that comes out of his back i miss his fat fucking silly chuddy body i miss how funny he looked in every cutscene he was in i miss the stupid A pose he would do when he was in jetpack mode i miss how silly he looked doing anything because of the way he's built and how funny his clanky heavy and slow animations are i miss how silly he is i miss him i miss Zork more than my bitch ex i miss Zork more than anything god fuck i think of him every single day because i love Zork and i miss him more than anything in the entire world

i don't think anyone noticed ts but it is possible to play around it. it's still the worst random event but now you know

and if you were wondering basically the animation only STARTS when the time marker HITS the mark. you don't actually get teleported until like a few seconds after (see second picture, that's exactly where it is when you get teleported)

We've waited longer and truthfully this gives us more time to duskpost

It is definetly going to be at next week nintendo direct guys@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We will get a trailer and a release date yes?????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OCTOBER 31ST IS MY PREDICTION ITS GONNA HAPPEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

8 ZORKS

ONE LOBBY

INFINITE HUMAN ROCKETS

ONE ZORK LEFT STANDING

HIS NAME IS FUCKING ZORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THIS IS HOW THIS WEEK IS GONNA FEEL GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAGAHHAHAHBEAOIGEAON ONE MORE SLEEP AND DUSKBLOODS YEAHHYHFHHHH S TDJDTJ DTJTJ YJ JY A WE BEEN WAITING SO FUCKING LONG FOR THIS YEASADSGSS THIS IS OUR TIME NOW MY DUSKBLOODS BROTHERS AND SISTERS WE ARE FINALLY HERE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Truthfully It has been an honour to have been shitposting sorry i mean Duskposting with you all for so long. After countless days, weeks, months, and years of waiting, we are finally here. Please bask in this greatness, for we have finally made it. After this week, everything will be different. I am so scared and so excited all at the same time.

This is what we have been waiting for. Please keep your chin and heads up all throughout this week, all throughout these next few days, because our patience is finally being rewarded. I am so so excited to see you guys in the network test.

I want to thank everybody that has been making stupid posts on this reddit just like me. To be curating the finest dusk posts is truly an art that will never be forgotten. Of course, unfortunately duskposting may come to an end, but i know it won't be a bad thing that we'll have actual things to talk about. Thank you all for living, loving, and laughing with me through the hard times. All this time of endurance, in the trenches where we made our own joy, our own hope, our own light to guide us.

Finally, finally we will truly, and wonderfully, be Dusking our Blood.

My greatest accomplishment (to me) throughout all the duskposting was making my boss tierlist, and then THAT tierlist being information that AI's ate up and would spew out when you asked about it. Lycan Vrykolakas bro lol. I think this got a kotaku article too which is pretty funny lolololol

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I love you.

Hey guys it's me again.

Let's start this off by saying i do NOT appreciate how low quality these recent images have been. For the CNT information announcement and the Applications announcement, both accompanying images have been quite noticeable worse quality. But i won't complain because it is technically new content for us to eat on.

I will also say that i do appreciate these random key arts with the Duskbloods logo in the bottom left, we will probably see another one when the Application results are closed or revealed, and maybe more throughout august?

Okay lets start analyzing.

1. As pointed out by user u/wuwue earlier today, those candles and statue in the back do infact match things that were shown in the Duskbloods Initial trailer, albeit not the exact same positioning, but being just the same assets. I don't think these rooms are the exact same, but i also do believe that they are related. The window/lighting shape in the back of this new screenshot look very similar to the one in the trailer, and there's a very good chance these rooms are within the same building, just far apart. (Another cool thing to note- the blinded statues are also seen in that far off room, included in the 3rd image) Nice ironeye wuwue!

2. There are several corpses in here. In case you glimpsed over them, which is totally understandable, there are roughly 9 dead bodies in this room, and while it's a little difficult to discern, a few dead bodies laying against the pillar on the left there. The implications of this are dire, of course lore-wise i assume it's going to be something terrible. Some may not have noticed this, but on the table underneath the big glowing symbol is indeed a dead body!

3. Okay now the symbol. Obviously this could be anything but i wanted to point out something that i don't think many people noticed; At first glance it looks like this is something floating above the centre table right? Well take a closer look, and you can see that this big glowing symbol is in fact floating ABOVE a symbol that is actually glowing ON THE GROUND. Yes sir there is a big golden circle on the ground that is most likely clearly interactable. I think this is something that you find within an active match and have to interact with.
   OR- or- this symbol is still in the center of the room floating above the table, and there is just a big glowing spot on the ground for your Bloodsworn to stand in, that still interacts with this glowing symbol. I have a theory about this so hear me out-

My theory is that this has something to do with the destined companions/rivals mechanic. Or if it's not exactly that, i have a feeling this is something that more than one person can interact with. I say this because, i think that on the OTHER SIDE of this table, it seems pretty likely that there is another golden spot on the ground. The big bright indicator would obviously be easier for a player to know where to go and what to interact with, and i think it's plausible for there to be two golden spots on either side of the table.

The reason i believe this is some sort of interaction that involves more than one player is just what i interpret from the symbol. This is obviously two swords crossing, with what kind of seems like a giant sword down the center; which clearly symbolize player vs. player dueling. To be honest i also kind of get a player-working-with-another-player feeling from this symbol; from the grand golden colour and both swords being pointed downwards, this symbol gives off a friendlier positive vibe as well.

Which is why i'm conflicted. I know this could be anything. Honestly, judging from the several dead bodies, maybe this is also a negative thing. This symbol feels like something straight from Elden ring, which i know is stupid to say, but it feels like one of the great runes. There is a very good chance that whatever this is could also be some sort of upgrade? Like a direct combat upgrade, or hey locate the player with the most victory points, or hey challenge another person right now.

4. okay easy one for last- John Duskblood in the middle of the screen hitting a damn Make Contact emote. Okay obviously it's not exactly Make Contact but its clearly one of the emotes we will get. And wierdly enough, no it is not the same one that Pyjama Man is doing, his might be some sort of skill, seeing him stanced up with the axe out to his right, but now this is clearly an emote. Something to note: John's right arm isn't pointed straight up, but moreso leaning forwards and upwards, like the right arm in the "Let us go together" emote from elden ring.

And well that's pretty much all the stuff in this image i can talk about. Obviously i could talk about the candles on the floor or the rags covering the statues, but i don't know if there's much we can learn from them right now. This is all i got right now. To reiterate, keep an eye out for more of these promo images with the logo in the bottom left. I predict the next one will be posted when the applications close or when the results will be announced.

Just one month guys. Actually less than one month. Less than one month.

Also look at the funny little Duskbloods png that was on the nintendo website lol hey little guy

little chuddy

AUGUST 7TH IS IN 2 WEEKS GANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i just want to preface this by saying im not gay.

I was thinking about the implications of this guy (or gal!)(Or them) in the suit and how kinda fucked up it is that they can't jerk off. or at least, is it more possible than we think?

As you can see, whomever is inside the suit is clearly WELDED IN. Those rivets are clearly attached very tightly to connect the various suit pieces, on both the body and arms, so it seems very difficult to remove.

So theoretically, the person inside the suit can really move around without worrying about moving the suit in a way it can't move. its probably very easy to, because it looks so heavy.

I've illustrated a handy diagram of the most possible situation you could do to jerk off with the suit on. Obviously this requires the person inside to be very flexible and skinny, but i think it is very doable in this scenario.

Another thing to note; they have very clear dents/impacts RIGHT NEAR THE CROTCH AREA!!!!!!!!! It is very possible that they might have ATTEMPTED TO JERK OFF BY HITTING THEMSELF IN THE NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Either way i hope this individual is able to jerk off because that would suck if they couldnt ever do that

Hey guys it's me again i just wanted to point out this thing i've noticed just cause it was interesting to me, and i know was talked about through a few other posts, i just wanted to bring some attention to it and the little details i noticed.

It seems like the characters have gotten a little bit of a change to their designs, or honestly have just been given more detail/flair than before. They definitely look cooler! In detail-

John Duskblood - A post i saw earlier prompted this research, and yes it is true that his cape got a new addition in this kind of new overhang on the front of his clothing. It seems to be just a longer piece of the cape, almost robe like, with it noticeably being longer on his left side compared to a shorter hang on the right side.

Sexy Vietnamese Lady - This was also spotted in a post i saw a bit ago, i'm sorry i dont remember exactly who made it, but yes she is indeed wearing some sort of capelet cloak, and she seems to have a long braid going down the length of her back. In her design we saw initially she wasn't wearing that capelet. I think it looks really cool and makes her look more cozy.

Pyjama Man - This one was honestly so stupid. And i don't know if anyone other than me could have caught it because of how small of a change it is. They seem to have given him bloodstains on his pyjamas. Now yes, it's possible this isn't a change at all, and maybe he's just covered in blood after attacking something. You can see blood along his collarbone/neck too, but honestly it feels too deliberate of a spot to not seem intentional to me. It looks cool!

What do you guys think? And there might have probably been small changes made to other characters too, i can't wait until we see them all. The only other characters we've seen in the network test announcements is Dinosaur man and Bug man billy, but it's hard to tell if they went through any changes so i couldn't note anything on them.

I know this is kind of a nothing burger but i don't mind having something to talk about until we're vindicated next month. I am so fucking excited for the test