u/Soviet-Plays

Comrades. After almost two weeks, I have finally been unbanned on this subreddit, but there is a catch. I'm on a probation of sorts. I'm just glad I've finally been unbanned and I can rejoin you fellow Zimps on praising OUR Emperess Zoey. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U06jlgpMtQs You comrades will get a shoutout when I start live streaming, don't worry.

P.S. I know the post flair doesn't fit exactly, but it made me put a flair on and that was the flair that makes the most sense.

Privet comrades. I have recently joined this subreddit. After seeing the film for the first time, the moment my eyes locked onto Zoey's I thought to myself "Hang on. She's kinda cute." I have now seen this film 14 times, and I crush over he so hard, it's to the point that my friends in school joke about it by telling me "Zoey's right behind me." I laugh it off as I know they're only joking. I am planning to become a YouTuber after I finish secondary school (I'm from the UK by the way), hence my username, and I swear on Mommy Zoey's life that I will shout out this subreddit and get my live chat to come to this subreddit and post stuff here to increase the Zimp army.

If you're wondering what got me crushing over Zoey, it was this moment.

P.S Zoey, step on me, please! I'm begging you, Zoey please! Please, Mommy! I crave your touch! I'll be your good boy, anything, please Zoey, please!

Another P.S. my flair is not clickbait, I am actually Zoey's boyfriend and we've been dating for nearly 3 months now. I gave her the pet name Zozo, and she gave me the pet name Marky and occasionally Markypoo (my first name is Marcus). I've gifted her 8 turtles, tons of turtle plushies and a matching set of turtle onesies and pajamas.