r/ZoeyKPDHfandom

Privet comrades. I have recently joined this subreddit. After seeing the film for the first time, the moment my eyes locked onto Zoey's I thought to myself "Hang on. She's kinda cute." I have now seen this film 14 times, and I crush over he so hard, it's to the point that my friends in school joke about it by telling me "Zoey's right behind me." I laugh it off as I know they're only joking. I am planning to become a YouTuber after I finish secondary school (I'm from the UK by the way), hence my username, and I swear on Mommy Zoey's life that I will shout out this subreddit and get my live chat to come to this subreddit and post stuff here to increase the Zimp army.

If you're wondering what got me crushing over Zoey, it was this moment.

P.S Zoey, step on me, please! I'm begging you, Zoey please! Please, Mommy! I crave your touch! I'll be your good boy, anything, please Zoey, please!

Another P.S. my flair is not clickbait, I am actually Zoey's boyfriend and we've been dating for nearly 3 months now. I gave her the pet name Zozo, and she gave me the pet name Marky and occasionally Markypoo (my first name is Marcus). I've gifted her 8 turtles, tons of turtle plushies and a matching set of turtle onesies and pajamas.

Sources:

https://x.com/Alvnuwu/status/2107895612884836632?s=20

https://x.com/Alvnuwu/status/2107898823406432560?s=20

This pixel art created by u/KustomplexYT has placed the final pixel, officially ending the long-running "development hell" of KomoniArt fanart reproduction. It's beautiful!

Source: https://www.deviantart.com/heheheeee7/art/ZOEY!!-KDH-1387369441

Plot twist: I'm a guy.

That's literally it, I'm a guy. I think it would be funny if I just sent it. Zoey is my favourite character, so I think it would be funny to just order a costume online for Halloween and get photos for friends. Too self-conscious to go outside in it would be my only issue, so I'm wondering how much use I'd realistically get out of it.

The alternative at the moment is dressing up like Walter White and buying some of the blue online and putting it in a zip lock bag. The thought of going bald has gone through my head, but i realistically wouldn't commit.

Trevor from GTA V is another possibility since it's easy to just jump in some muck in a white shirt and jeans. Again, thought about committing with the hair, realistically wouldn't.

Anyway, wanted to get the thought out because... yeah, just because