u/SovietTesla

I was riding my e-scooter down a bike lane when a truck cut me off. In my attempt to stop, I lost traction and slid out under the truck. The back wheel rolled right over me and I was absolutely terrified, not only that I could lose my life, but that I would no longer truly be a boner. After an extensive hospital visit where I had many xrays done, confirming my bones were as intact and healthy as ever, I pulled the video from my camera mounted on my scooter. The rear wheel of the boneless tacoma went smoothly over my fat estrogenized behind, distributing the weight, saving my internal organs and precious bones. Remember, strengthen your bones, but a bit of padding doesn't hurt