u/Spaceqwe

"Diane, it's 8:30 in the morning as I'm entering Los Sant.....what the freaking shit is t...." gets missile spammed by a hover bike

President IIIIIIIIIIIIII killed Agent Cooper

Bonus round to make it more fair if the Lander slaps too hard: SPB absorbs TDK's Crysis energy amped power like he said he could in Death Metal.

This feels like one of those “Superman on crack” moments. At first he seems to be phasing through doomsday’s attacks, “You can’t even touch me” kind of vibes, then he dodges an attack like “you’re not fast enough to touch me anyway”.

It gets funnier when he decides to get hit in the later pages and not be effected like “Okay I’ll let you land a few hits….oh they don’t do anything? Too bad”