Who's there?

Mike Tyson.

I have a spine, but no bones.

I have leaves, but no branches.

I have teeth but no mouth

​What am I?

Answer - Charlie Chaplin

I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. I have no body, but I come alive with wind. What am I?

Answer - Jimmy Connors former US tennis player

Doctor - how long have you felt like this?

Patient- ever since my hands turned into pigs trotters

Answer: A lion.

Whose there?

Not all of us just me Roger Daltrey.

Doctor: " it could be worse my friend - you could be sitting on a hard wooden seat"

Patient: "of course why didn't I think of that"

Doctor: och don't fret wee man, you keep the adventures going and always remember to eat your greens.

Patient: yes but I'm getting a bit distracted these days

Doctor: hahahaha 😀

Answer: A Kangaroo with a machine gun.

Can you please provide a quiet polished dining environment ideal for a sit down dinner.

I've been addicted to having sex with prostitutes since I was 20, but now I am done.