r/AntiJokes

An annoyed waitress rushes over and says, “Excuse me, you can’t eat your own food here!”

The lawyers look at her, then at each other, and exchange sandwiches.

A person who injured both their arms.

are the shorts of shoes

I can see why because he's always grinning when you see him on TV

Because it had too many dates.

My foot

there’s too many cars.

By his name.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? _____.

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It neither wears a tie.

But I don’t like shrimp so I will get a chicken sandwich.

He said nothing.

and we lose the internet

The poor photographer developed leukemia after just a few days, leading to his death two weeks later.

The spider died just minutes after the incident, it turned out its organs were already failing when it bit the photographer.

The scientists warned that exposure to radioactive substances is never a good thing, and it always ends in fatality.

Looking for some funny jokes don’t care how dark or funny they can be anything 😂