I'm not saying it was 100% israel, but every time the website crashes, Israel is a country full of Jews. That can't be a coincidence

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No, officer I have not been driving my car to school everyday (every part of that route is uphill by the way) because I'm in love with The Game.

 I think he had one hit with 50 cent over a decade ago, and then just completely fell off. This comeback has been crazy though. No good new music, but people are doing all sorts of crazy shit all over the world apparently only because of their love of The Game. Maybe he's starting a cult like Jared Leto or something. 

Look man you seem like a chill cop. The bad Apple guys usually don't tattoo the words “CIVIL RIGHT’S" in big bold letters on their hands. And since you're a good customer, I'm always going to ignore that the other hand actually says "CIVIL LEFT’S".

Those hand tattoos and the statement they make about the type of cop you are is the only reason I've never mentioned that I bet your tattoo artist knew the apostrophes we're unnecessary but probably decided you deserved them. Anyway this is quickly getting off topic here. 

I got nothing to hide bro. Yes I drove to this same school every single day for the last week, uphill, and I won't be stopped by rain, sleet, or even snow. I usually stay at home inside when it's really hot though. Did you see that next Tuesday is supposed to be over 100° again?

Look bro I don't know if one of your seeds didn't germinate or what pissed you off enough to pull this "thousand feet away from my school minimum" rule all the sudden. Did you even try emailing customercare@speedrunseeds.com?

You know I'm just going to have to yell the seed prices way louder at you and the rest of the faculty now right?

I'll keep yelling it though, I'll get a bullhorn if that's what needs to happen. 

I already know you realize you can't arrest me. Arresting me would mean sending literally the entire globe instantly back to the dark ages. Years and years spent filling their only grow tents with just boring regular generic household variety drug shrubbery. I think that's the last thing that either of us wants. 

I only have one dream in my heart and one hope in whatever organ stores hope. I'm pretty sure it's the appendix. That dream in my heart is to steadily elevate the quality of household drug shrubbery that's available, and the Hope in my appendix is that I can reach and serve as many drug shrubbery enthusiasts as possible. 

So if that's a crime, then slap those handcuffs on me and say bye-bye to your favorite household variety drug shrubbery seeds and the household variety drug shrubbery breeder responsible for cranking out new ones. 

Oh…

….a Wendy's you say?

Hey you guys serve breakfast right? Ok sweeeettt, you can help the guy behind me first. I'm going to need an extra couple minutes to look at the menu sorry. Got to lay off the drug shrubbery a little bit. Heh. 

Most of you guys seem to believe that some rival Seed Company is responsible, and some of you think you even know which one.

That's all just speculation until somebody produces some evidence, but it's a theory that's as good as any given that there's a pattern becoming evident here and I'm not the only Seed Company being affected.

If that is the truth, and and this is being perpetrated by somebody who works in the Autoflower Seed market, and they're just planning DNS attacks every time they find out I'm releasing a new strain, I don't even know what to say about that. But if I had to say something, it would probably be something along the lines of the following.

It is so wild to me that somebody would find it necessary or maybe fun or satisfying to take food off of my family's table. It's crazy that it would even cross someone's mind, and so far crazier that it would be more than just an intrusive thought.

And what could be the reason? The Autoflower seed space is far from oversaturated. This is a market where there's room for many people to be successful simultaneously.

I'm not like some evil bad actor who is doing anything to harm other seed companies. I'm also probably the last breeder you could accuse of using dirty tricks to take advantage of uninformed customers, so I know this is not some misinformed attempt to protect the market from me.

I've seen a bunch of people saying that it's fast buds, but they are successful enough so there's no reason for them to be anything more than vaguely aware of me. There's really no reason to start accusing specific companies without evidence, so I would kindly ask that everybody in the subreddit here stop doing that.

It's no secret that I have become recognized or successful as an autoflower breeder faster than maybe anyone has before. So I don't think it's too self-aggrandizing to say maybe some other breeder is either A) jealous or B) their business has been struggling and they believe that it's because their customers are now buying seeds from me instead of them.

You would have a hard time convincing me that companies like mephisto, night owl, fast buds are all now struggling because of me. I'm doing well, but I'm not doing anywhere close to that good.

I remember specifically hearing about this happening to Daz before it ever happened to me, so he can be ruled out as a suspect I would say. I'm pretty sure I heard about it happening to another breeder or two but I don't know the names.

If the person who is behind these DNS attacks is reading this message right now, dude I'm not even mad at you. Honestly I do have some pity for you, and if I was in your shoes I don't know what kind of crazy wild shit I would do to other people out of anger and jealousy.

Hopefully in the future the technology will improve and doctors will be able to do something for your micropenis. Until then, I have heard that there are some effective treatment methods. I know extremely large and aftermarket lifted diesel trucks have been shown to make a real noticable difference in some double blind studies they did.

There's something called looks maxxing that's apparently bleeding edge science in the world of trying to compensate for super small and embarrassing tiny little dicks.

But unfortunately dude, limp wristedly trying to frustrate me and my customers is not going to do anything about every sad and embarrassing sexual experience that you think about at night as you cringe yourself to sleep.

Because that is really all you're doing. You're not causing people to go buy seeds from someone else. You're just postponing their purchase by a little bit. And even if a few customers did decide to buy elsewhere as a result of your actions, it's probably going to be from night owl.

The reason I know that is because my customers are similar to his, in that they appreciate the quality of our genetics and the fact that it can't be denied that we've put in the work as breeders.

Anyone who not only conjures up a generationally retarded idea like this, but actually follows through with it, in hopes of creating a world where you manage to what, defeat me? Get my attention? Honestly I really don't know what your goal is.

But I do know that anyone with your unfortunate combination personality disorders has a brain that is wholly incompatible at a subatomic level, in terms of both hardware and software, with finding happiness and success.

So honestly bro, I really am sorry that you're struggling so bad. And I do feel genuine pity that your limitations lead you to believe that you could level the playing field by imposing approximately 2 mosquito's worth of annoyance on me and my world.

But who knows, maybe if you keep it up you will become more successful than you've ever been in the Cannabis industry when I name a strain after you. Unfortunately that strain name will necessarily refer to your micropenis. I kind of like Mosquito Dick, what do you think?

There has been some unusual web traffic over the last hour and with the DDOS attack that happened last time and my web developer being more available tomorrow than he is today, that's my primary reason.

Second reason it doesn't change anything about when the orders are going to ship out or how long they will take to dispatch

Third reason a bunch of people have expressed disappointment because they will be going to fireworks show displays with cookouts/parties that begin right around that time on the East Coast.

Ok heres the deal with the sale guys.

Most Stuff on the website will be discounted by 35%.

If you (Americans only) spend $250+, you will get a free 100-Pack of Multi-Source Seeds. Either Terp Sneeze or Frosted Cherry'Os F3, or. some of you could get 50 of each. You'll also receive two free merch items.

If you (Americans only) spend $500+, you get all that PLUS another 50 SINGLE SOURCE Granite Haze F4 seeds, a third merch item, and a buch of other sweet surprise goodies.

Honestly if you are planing on stocking up on seeds, this $500 deal is the best shot you're going to get from us or anyone else for that matter. 150 seeds is worth way more the $500 flat out. Its my company, and if I want to lose money on shit like this, thats my god given right in this beautiful free country. So feel free to take advantage of my crazy decision making and direct your seed budget this way.

There will be a few exceptions to the 35% off automatic discount though.

Very fast moving limited drops are not going to be discounted moving forward, if they occur during sales.

There will be a DOUBLE Limited Drop at 4pm Pacific time on July 4th. The two strains are called Volatile Plasma (Granite Gas x Terp Sneeze) and Legendary Item (Granite Haze F6 x Orange Portal). These will move fast. I am going to be sending out emails and posting on other platforms. Do not show up at 4:30 expecting them to still be there. Just a heads up. These will not be in the multipack.

However, Holy Fire F2, Sour Black Cherry Haze F2, and Terp Sneeze F2 will be available starting at the beginning of the sale, and they will be 35% off and added to the BYO multipack.

Now, theres a couple new items coming to the site tonight and neither of them will have the 35% off applied because they are already being sold at the lowest price i can really offer them at.

The first one is Seed starting kit refill packs. These will be available in the same 8-packs of plugs that come with the kits, and they are going to be $6.99. If we are able to justify a much larger order of these custom seed starting plugs, then we will be able to lower the price or sell 50-cell bags in the future.

The other new item is a little more exciting. We're releasing 100-Packs of seeds for certain strains. The 100-pack will have a drop-down where you select your strain and for now there will only be 5-10 strains on there at first. This is a huge sale and the more new SKUs I add, the more it complicates order fulfillment. I think for now The strains will be priced at either $4.25 per seed of $5.25 per seed for 100 seeds. If you want larger bulk quantities (which would be priced lower), you should reach out to the customer care email about that.

But honestly, you could buy a 100-pack of one of the $5.25 per seed options and youll end up receiving 250 seeds. Its insanity and I'm gonna change the subject because I'm starting to second guess my decisions here.

International customers listen up:

First of all this is America's 25th birthday party, and you should just be happy we even invited you to be honest. In all seriousness though, I DO NOT FEEL COMFORTABLE SHIPPING 100-packs INTERNATIONALLY. Unfortunately the $250/$500+ deal is DOMESTIC ONLY and the 100-PACK PRODUCT WILL NOT BE AVAILABLE INTERNATIONALLY. Not something I'm happy about either, it's just me being realistic and practical about customs.

It all starts at midnight tonight (pacific/Los Angeles time)

Now, about order fulfillment.

Look guys, we are so blessed that there's so many new customers finding us and you'll never catch me complaining about my small business being so busy.

But, this is a HUGE FUCKING SALE with multiple new SKUs. we are preparing hard as fuck for this one, and we will be working our asses off to get shit out fast this time.

But please, please give us some grace here and understand that every other seed company moving this kind of volume is doing it with a fulfillment team that's probably twice the number of people that I have in my whole company, including me.

I'm working to change that. Onboarding new people at order fulfillment is a process thats proving to take months and months.

With that said, as lean as our crew may be, we're aware of people's concerns and issues, and we have and EXCELLENT support system in place for customer support through customercare@speedrunseeds.com and we're gonna kick ass and ship the fuck out of the onslaught of orders we're staring down the barrel of.

Happy 4th of July,

BK

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Some of you might know I'm taking care of an injured puppy right now. I just had to spend a LOT of time cleaning up a LOT of awful liquid that came out of the bad end of said puppy.

Floor is clean. Dog is clean. Moving on to getting the drop posted. Going to work as fast as I can here guys, very sorry to keep you waiting.

I'm interested in giving away a $100 store credit code to anyone who can prove that they are a US combat veteran (also active duty military who have seen combat, though I'm just guessing veterans are much more likely to be home Growers.)

How can I do that?

I know there's not like a single piece of paperwork that all you guys have where it would say "combat veteran" or "not combat veteran".

I know some of you probably have pictures of yourselves from when you were deployed.

I know there's probably multiple ways to provide us with that kind of proof.

You guys have any suggestions for something that we can use as the simplest means to that end?