It lowd and stinky, en sumtimz scaare me cuz I lik too sleepz warez it cumz out. Ebben wen no scaare, stillz gots too moof en find nooo cumfy spot. Annoyinz! Wont letz me findz nise smellzy stuff, punized wit baaf in big water box. Butz she do stinky nezt to my noze en dat ookaay? I needz legal info.
-Sousa Marie The Bestest Gurl
Me Sousa. Me nebber posted here befor. I lub food. I cant resist it. Mom did was home all time, all day. Now she goes away every day. She sez "be good no shinigenz" (whatever datiz). She sez she goin to work. Why cant she work here like she used to? So i get board. An I miss her and the kids (who go to some thing named skool, and there a big loud thing that comes every morning, I dunno how that works but I get to see dem when big loud thing comes back later). So I wait. And watch. Sometimes bork (naybors, skwirrels, burbs, you name it keeps my bizzy paytrolimg). Still, I get board. And maybe a little mad, I dunno. So I smelz this stuff in big big blak box. It smellz like food. So I board. I smelz food. I go looking. Sumtimz finding (lucky!). I git it out. Don't find much but an thuro in searching! Take all outta big blak box, jus be shur. On flor not in big blak box, is flor difrent? If dad comes home, hellz to pay. He mean. Like, much mean. Mom mean too, but little less. I likz mom now, dad mean. Nut sur whit to do? Cant helpz me. I jus luv food. Cant hulp self. Smell too stř[?g.