u/Spirited-Ad-3

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Genuinely curious 🤔

Agnes World (Stallion) -Absolute nightmare to deal with. Dude brought that same violent energy from the track straight into the shed - hyper-aggressive, dominant AF, and short-tempered as hell. Would throw actual tantrums if things weren't going exactly his way. Handlers had to be super strict with him just to keep him under control. Mares found him incredibly intense and exhausting because he was all aggression and attitude, not finesse. Basically the guy who treats breeding like a fight he needs to win rather than something enjoyable. Needed constant supervision or he'd go off the rails

Wing Arrow (Stallion) - The ultimate gentleman. Complete opposite of Agnes world and When he is racing,docile, quiet, respectful. Mares and handlers both loved him because he was professional, easygoing, and made the shed stress-free. No drama, just got it done without attitude.

Phalaenopsis (Mare) - High-maintenance diva queen. Notoriously difficult and eccentric temperament. Would slack off if not in the mood, got aggressively violent later in life, and brought that "don't touch me unless I say so" energy. Stallions had to approach with extreme caution or she'd kick them into next week.

Ein Bride - Sassy and unpredictable. High-strung energy kept stallions on their toes. Highly sensitive, needed everything calm before cooperating. Total roll of the dice

Erimo Excel - The poised professional. Level-headed, approachable, no drama. Calm and routine-focused. Reliable and steady.

Meiner Love - The "Five-Legged Horse" legend(Cause he keeps getting hard during his career and even before breeding),Constantly aroused, brought chaotic energy. Enthusiastic but clumsy - rushed in without finesse. Aggressive but effective. As he aged, severe physical limitations meant handlers had to assist him just to perform.

Air Jihad - Sweet energetic sweetheart. Gentle, docile, pleasant. Maintained high energy but deeply affectionate. Patient, enthusiastic, zero aggression. Always willing and Ready.

Special Week - The frustrating hype beast. Needed handlers cheering him on like a pep squad - slow, indifferent, difficult to motivate. BUT on rare occasions when he tried? Mares EXPERIENCED PURE EUPHORIA, ABSOLUTE HEAVEN. Only hit that level once in a blue moon though. Also a biter, so mares needed metal collars for protection.

King Halo - Unlike his cousin Special Week, cooperative 90% of the time. When not agitated, mares were in ABSOLUTE EUPHORIA - heaven-tier experience. Delivered frequently. Could bang 3-4 times a day, absolute stamina monster. The other 10% when in a bad mood? Nightmare. Also a biter, metal collars required.

Grass Wonder - Smooth operator. Calm, cooperative, got extra enthusiastic with younger mares(We know that's sus). Always gentlemanly, never rough. Reliable consistent performer

Shiva - Elegant quiet lady. Well-mannered, easy to handle. Grace personified - cooperative, serene, no nightmares. Treated like fine china which made stallions feel micromanaged but performed flawlessly.

El Condor Pasa - Absolute sweetheart. Gentle with everyone, mares liked him, humans loved him. Only got 3 breeding seasons before colic took him out.

Seiun sky-I already covered him

Tsumari Tsuyoshi - No kids and never experienced breeding so no data. Died a virgin, never got to smash.(Rip Tsuyoshi you will be miss😢)

Lmao okay so here's the real tea on these stallions' bedroom game from people who actually worked in the sheds/stable,etc(from the source's I could atleast find😏)

Kitasan Black - Dude's a straight up professional. Was apparently pretty meh about mares during his racing days but the SECOND he got to Shadai? Absolute menace. High sex drive, gentle giant though. Mares didn't mind him because he wasn't rough about it, just..........very enthusiastic. Handlers loved him because he was smart and didn't act stupid,he was fast and quick the immediate moment it was breeding time he had a hat on and energetic and when the job is done he's back sleeping in his bed or whatever you call the horse equivalent of it.

Symboli Kris S - Big American boy, calm as hell. Wasn't flipping out or acting crazy, just walked in like "alright let's do this" and got down to business. His sheer size was intimidating but he wasn't an asshole about it. Mares respected him, weren't scared of him.

Eishin Flash - The gentleman. Dude was handsome and knew it. Never bit, never got unnecessarily aggressive, just very polite and focused. Mares actually seemed to like him because he wasn't stressful to deal with. Classy dude.

Fuji Kiseki - Actually a total pro in the shed. Since his racing career ended super early from injury, he basically lived his whole life as a stud and got really good at his job. Inherited Sunday Silence's crazy fertility and sex drive but WITHOUT the nasty attitude,Sunday Silence was apparently vicious deposite his charming and handsome looks but Fuji Kiseki was charming and handsome without the negativs. Mares actually liked him because he was efficient and didn't terrorize them like his dad did. Knew what he was doing and got it done without drama.

Rulership - Clumsy AF. Had the energy but zero coordination. Would take forever to get positioned right and then move weird once he was there. Mares got annoyed with him because it was like "dude hurry up and stop fidgeting." High-strung bloodline showing through.

Mejiro McQueen - All business MOST of the time. Walk in, handle it, walk out ,efficient and professional. BUT dude had a weird fetish for chestnut coats lmao. If you brought him a chestnut mare he'd go absolutely feral like "YES! YES! YES!", super eccentric and energetic. Otherwise he was pretty quick about it, no drama, just get it done. Basically don't bring him a chestnut unless you want him acting like a completely different horse.

Edit: Apparently just like he's grandson goldship,he was also a quick shot for chestnut coats and younger mares(Especially of their both a younger mare and chestnut coated)

Seiun Sky - Total nightmare in the shed. Dude was stubborn and eccentric as hell,same attitude that made him refuse starting gates during racing carried over to breeding. Highly selective, volatile temper, wouldn't perform unless he was in the exact right mood. But here's the thing,he actually needed to KNOW the mare first. His owner specifically set him up with Nishino Flower because they were long-term stablemates, and ONLY then would he actually perform successfully. Dude needed that emotional connection lmao. With random mares he was unpredictable and could snap aggressive out of nowhere, so handlers had to be on high alert. Basically the "trickster" who made everyone's life harder unless you did things his way and let him get familiar first.

The door clicked open before Meisho Tabaru's hand even touched it.

He stepped inside.

His eyes processed the scene.

His brain tried to shut down.

"OH MY GOD, MY EYES! 😭"

Gold Ship, without missing a beat, turned his head. "Tabaru, come back!"

Meisho Tabaru was already backing out of the room. "Forget I was ever here."

"I'm mostly sorry you saw that!" Gold Ship called out.

Meisho Tabaru paused, hand on the doorframe. "I should've knocked first it's fine…"

"Fine? FINE?!" Gold Ship's voice rose with genuine indignation. "I was incredible in there!"

Meisho Tabaru squeezed his eyes shut. "Please shut up and just go back into your bedroom. I'll forget I saw anything."

"Okay, but while I have you here—"

Meisho Tabaru's eyes snapped open. "Do NOT do this."

"Do you have any questions?"

"Goldsius Christ…"

"No need for the government name. I will happily pass on all my knowledge."

Meisho Tabaru muttered under his breath. "God knows what else you pass on…"

"You see, Tabaru, when a stallion loves a mare, another stallion, or a bear capable of human speech—"

"I know what you did in there, dad."

Gold Ship smirked. "You can't even say it 😏"

Meisho Tabaru looked at the ceiling. (whispers) "Breeding…"

"Oh, don't be like that, kiddo. What we were doing in there was beautiful. And I was winning."

Meisho Tabaru's gaze drifted downward.

His eyes widened slightly.

He blinked.

"…You're not wearing pants."

Gold Ship's face lit up with sudden, horrifying realization. "OH! You know what? I finally get it now!"

Meisho Tabaru shook his head slowly. "I definitely don't."

"You wanted to watch the master at work, didn't you?"

"My kingdom for a therapist…"

"You wanted to pick up some tips from dear old dad."

"Never thought I'd say this, but can I have Uncle Doreja instead?"

"Don't you worry. Someday, when the roles are reversed, I'll be right there cheering you on and making sure you're doing it right."

"I'm telling you right now, I do NOT consent to that."

"Now son, be honest. Have you started acting weird around crushes yet?"

"Okay, say what you want. I'm dissociating now."

"Tabaru, nobody wants their dad to be a loser. And I'm not."

He pointed at himself proudly.

"I'm a legend."

"Still dissociating."

"As long as everyone involved is into it, kiddo, the world is your mare."

"Reassociating briefly to see if this conversation is finally over."

"One last thing. For future reference, if you hear Ed Sheeran playing behind the door—"

Meisho Tabaru cringed. "Please no."

"—that means your old man is getting horizontal in somebody's bean field. Get it?"

Meisho Tabaru made a horrified gagging noise.

"Uh… okay. Cool. Traumatized for life. Thank you and goodbye."

"Kisses! 😘 Oh, and can you pass me the whipped cream?"

Five seconds of silence.

Meisho Tabaru, completely emotionally destroyed, slowly handed over the can.

"Kisses again! 😘"

From inside the room, the first notes of Ed Sheeran's "Shape of You" began to play.

Meisho Tabaru stood in the hallway.

He closed his eyes.

He took a deep breath.

"...I hope stud duty kills or drains his life force ! ."

Yes I want more creative angst and not the usual angst I want creative ways for them to suffer especially mentally and emotionally those two are always the funniest one's 😄 (I think I'm going crazy)

Ikezoe the jra greatest soldier and it's punching bag

For example

Daiwa Major X Vodka=Daiwa Spirytus.

Following the reason why vodka got named that, is because they wanted her to be stronger then gimlet

Point Flag stomped through the rain, a bento box clutched tightly in her hands.

"He's late again."

She frowned.

"That idiot probably forgot we were supposed to meet. Honestly, why do I even bother?"

A distant engine roar interrupted her.

Point Flag looked up.

Stay Gold's plane came screaming through the clouds, twisting sideways as another aircraft chased him.

"...You have got to be kidding me."

She stared for a moment.

Then grabbed her skirt.

"That bastard!"

A few minutes later, she was somehow in the air.

She had no idea how she'd gotten into the plane.

She had even less idea why she was currently clinging to the side of Stay Gold's aircraft while he flew through the middle of an aerial dogfight.

"STAY GOLD!"

He glanced sideways.

His eyes widened.

"POINT FLAG?!"

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"

"I'm bringing you your lunch!"

"YOU CLIMBED ONTO MY PLANE DURING A DOGFIGHT FOR THAT?!"

"IT'S YOUR FAULT FOR BEING LATE!"

Stay Gold looked at the bento box dangling from her hand.

"...You brought me food?"

Point Flag's face went red.

"Don't misunderstand! I simply happened to have extra!"

"You were waiting for me."

"I WAS NOT!"

"You were."

"Eat your lunch!"

She shoved the bento toward him.

Stay Gold somehow took it while still flying.

"...Thanks."

Point Flag froze.

"...You're welcome."

She immediately looked away.

"And don't get used to it."

Stay Gold opened the box.

"Looks good."

Point Flag smiled for half a second.

Then remembered herself.

"...Obviously. I made it."

Stay Gold glanced at her.

"You wanna get back inside before you fall?"

Point Flag looked down.

"...Oh."

She tightened her grip.

"Don't worry about me."

"Point Flag."

"What?"

"How are you getting back?"

"..."

"..."

"...I'll figure something out."

Stay Gold sighed.

"You're unbelievable."

Point Flag's face turned red.

"Just eat your lunch, you idiot!"