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According to our eye witness the alchemist was last seen riding a carriage with the Flame Mane Dehya and some other eremite mercenaries. They were suspected to be on route towards Caravan Ribat, according to some witnesses he claimed to be a good friend of the Traveler which allowed him to hitch a ride without paying too much mo—. This just in it would appear as our Sumeru branch is currently in shambles, most of our workers are now wishing for Edward Elric’s head claiming that “it should’ve been me riding with Dehya”. Ah and it would also appear that our Sumeru office is office is officially on fire, workers are rioting praying to the seven archons to curse the alchemist.

Well then as our Sumeru branch burns to a crisp I ought to end tonight’s broadcst early, thats it for today tune it next time to the Sussy Beans Channel.

How many subplots will Aang vs Traveler have atp—

This just in Edward Elric had successfully made had successfully made a potion that turned himself into a Melusine. Using his new status he talked down the Iudex of Fontaine into passing an arrest warrant for a criminal named “Aang”. The charges includes atrocities such as arson, murder, genocide, refusing to kill a man named “Ozai”, killing a man who is also named Edward Elric six years ago and worse of all he poisoned the Melusines waters. Monsieur Neuvilette stated that his transformation was top of the class and even he was fooled. However as much as he wanted to help the traveler against this criminal named “Aang”. He also stated that Edward Elric will be declared wanted in Fontaine just like Aang for his own crimes. He urges anyone who knows of his whereabouts to inform them putting a bounty of 100,000 Mora and 3,200 Primogems for Aang and 20,000 Mora and 1,000 Primogems for Edward Elric.

Thats it for today tune in next time on the Sussy Beans Channel.

Inspired by u/FickleThanks6901’s Scara and Zuko post : P

Traveler during world quests is truly unhinged—

Its either the dull blade, prototype rancour, maybe the sword of Narzissenkreuz
or whatever shitty weapon they have on hand bonus points if it does give them any advantage.

We breaking knee caps and pushing children’s with this one

Who on gods green earth decided that Prime would be this hot??? Who tf legislated for this because please keep going—.

Yes this also doubles as my roots : P