Personally, I would have Dry Bowser. Back in New Super Mario Bros on the DS, you actually SAW Bowser’s flesh melt off. That always felt metal as hell back then.
Plus, the mod could use something Bowser related.
People said I should better divide the weight classes, so I did just that. I feel like this is much better.
Featherweight:
Skid
Pump
Spirit
Girl
Boo
Hatsune Miku
QT
Kapi
Lightweight:
Boyfriend
Pico
Darnell
Nene
Sky
Monika
Sunday
Henry Stickmin
Void
Benjamin
Bob
Sweet
Ourple Guy
Middleweight:
Girlfriend
Senpai
Sarvente
Shaggy
2011X
Norbert
Annie
Garcello
Edd
Sour
Nikku
AGOTI
Nonsense
Cassette Girl
Super Horror Mario
Carol
Sans
Yourself
Heavyweight:
Daddy Dearest
Mommy Mearest
Tankman
Hank J. Wimbleton
Whitty
Hex
Tabi
Matt
Fever
Tricky
Collector
Torrent
Zardy
Super Heavyweight:
Monster
Ruv
Boy
Fatal Error
MX
Hypno
Thumper
Black Impostor
Also, for fun, here’s a handful of characters that got cut from the roster, as I was worried about making it too bloated:
Ron (literally any FNF mod ever)
Gorefield
Lord X (Vs. Sonic.EXE)
Cuphead (Indie Cross)
Ink Demon (Indie Cross)
Talia (Cyber Sensation)
CJ (Starlight Mayhem)
Ruby (Starlight Mayhem)
Jack (Stickman vs FNF)
Tord (Eddsworld)
Selever (Mid Fight Masses)
Aldryx (Entity)
Solazar (Entity)
Nikusa (Entity)
Ayana (Ex-GF)
Tracks:
Mic Cup:
Dearest Circuit
Just a simple track, based mainly off the Week 1 auditorium. It eventually goes into the freeway from Week 4 and then the mall from Week 5.
Hating Simulator
Exploring the school from the background of Week 6. You might see members of a certain literature club in the halls.
The Arcade
The arcade from Kapi’s mod. In each lap, you enter a different machine, being Pac-Man, AdventNeon and Binding of Isaac.
Enzync City
From Flavor Rave. Shortcuts exist that take you through Togarashi Town.
Uzi Cup:
Philly
Pico’s turf. You’ll pass through a swarm of Uberkids before cutting into alleyways looking suspiciously like Whitty and Garcello’s hangouts. You might see Skarlet Bunny chilling there.
Nevada
From Madness Combat. Grunts are everywhere, and the Auditor is tearing the place apart by the third lap.
Entity Dimension
Starts at the convenience store from Aldryx’s song, then at Solazar’s street, then the dimension with AGOTI, ending with the hall in Nikusa’s song. The hall might have some mirrors from a certain hit single…
Fever Town
From Friday Night Fever. Basically a tour around the town ending with the Fever Town Church with Taki inside.
Tank Cup:
Zombeh Park
From Eddsworld: Fundead. An amusement park with zombies everywhere. For the first two laps, you’re going through different rides, a mirror funhouse, a Ferris wheel and a rollercoaster. The third lap, however, shows Tord in his giant robot wrecking the place. You’ll be driving ON the robot.
Anywhere, USA
From Alien Hominid. Not much to be said here. Agents will occasionally shoot at you, and Xigmund’s UFO will crash land on the last lap.
War Zone
From Tankmen. Tanks, cannonballs, missiles and crumbling terrain are everywhere.
Toppat Airship
From the Henry Stickmin Collection. You’ll shoot out from Charles’ helicopter and go through devious drops and turns on the first lap, with the second lap having the Toppats take notice of you and try to shoot you. Right Hand Man’s laser is especially tough to dodge. With the THIRD lap, Red, White and Maroon infiltrate the airship (heehee) and fight the Toppats, causing even more gunfire and chaos.
AngrFace Cup:
Cyber Space
From Cyber Sensation. Talia will oversee the race, and you’ll even see other familiar faces from different mods in the projected screens you’ll travel into. Think Sonic CrossWorlds. There are 7 possible areas, but you’ll only travel to 3 in one race. Friday Night Troubleshootin’, Starlight Mayhem, Trollge Incident, Stickman vs FNF, Hololive Funkin’, literally any fnf mod ever (Bob’s mod with Ron being there if Bob is in the race) and Salty’s Sunday Night.
New Home
From Undertale. It’s a 3-section race, rather than a 3-lap race. Starting from the Ruins, it leads to Snowdin, then Waterfall, then Hotland and the Core, ending right at the barrier.
Pizzeria
From Ourple Guy. Just a silly Ourple Guy-styled version of the FNAF pizzeria. Sinnoh will cause the track to glitch out on the last lap.
Wii Stadium
From Wii Funkin’. You’ll traverse through different areas from the mod, even the Mii Channel that Eteled resides in.
Lemon Cup:
Spooky Town
From Spooky Month. OOGA BOOGA jumpscares pop up when you drive over specific tiles. Frank and the cops are in a rough chase that gets in the way of the race.
Boo’s Mansion
From Don’t Get Spooked. Other mod characters like Mystic Myra and Dr. Springheel show up in the mansion. On the third lap, Psychic appears and flips the place upside-down, having you race on the ceiling.
Underguater
From Bikini Horrors. Spongephanes takes you through the backgrounds of Guater Game, Infinete, Rent Due, Steamunlocked, Carma Land, For You Someday and Corre Corre. Other SpongeBob EXE parodies will taunt you like Mermaid Bob and Jose Juan.
Zardy’s Maze
From oh, I dunno, Poppy Playtime or something. Where the fuck do you THINK it’s from? A more simple course, vines will sometimes sprout from the ground to try and trip you.
Mushroom Cup:
The Kingdom
From Mario’s Madness. Another segmented race. After going through the red and gloomy It’s-a Me area, you’re teleported to Bowser’s Castle from I Hate You (with rising lava geysers), the Dark Forest from Coronation Day (with the Forest King glitching the place out), a blood-bathed battlefield from Power Star (with Luigi and Devil Mario duking it out), the Golden Land that GB resides in (with poison mushrooms that shrink you falling from the sky) and finally New Donk City from All-Stars (with pipes popping out everywhere to ramp off of).
Adventure Isle
From Step Right Up: Adventure Isle. Depending on where the wheel stops on at the beginning of each lap, you’ll be taken to a Tattletail seance with fire obstacles, the Duck Season game with gunfire to avoid, a massive Yume Nikki style fever dream, a trip through a computer infested with Smile Dog, or the scene from Faith with John Ward and Father Garcia fighting demons.
Cabinet of Novelties
From Hypno’s Lullaby. Shrunken down, you travel around the Collector’s shop, passing by the console and TV with Missingno reaching out to greet you (with it changing to Shinto and Shitno on the following laps) stacks of Uno cards from a discarded Pasta Night, swinging Hypno pendulums, and a swarm of Unowns causing some heavy traffic.
Final Escape
From vs. Sonic.EXE. The Rainbow Road of this game, you simply go down one road, with sharp turns, loopdeloops and big chasms to avoid. Giant rings show off other EXES greeting you, like Starved, Lord X, Faker, No More Innocence, Scorched, Sunky and more. On the second lap, Rewrite shows up and hovers over the track, making the screen glitchy and spawning red rings that, when touched, invert the driving controls for a short time. On the final lap, Tails Doll and Fleetway drop in and start shooting huge lasers at the racers.
Certain characters and shows weren't included because of a few reasons:
I flat out didn't know they existed.
They are live action (Don't Hug Me I'm Scared, Mandela Catalog).
They fully originated as something else, like games or comics (Pico's School, Cyanide & Happiness).
Their designs were too derivative of pre-existing copyrighted characters (SMG4 Mario, Dorkly/Lowbrow Sonic) (Red vs Blue characters get a pass because they've had merchandise, and from what I know, Microsoft/Bungie didn't try to hunt them down.
The show is from a streaming service/syndication (Hazbin Hotel, Smiling Friends) (yes, Helluva Boss and TADC are on Prime and Netflix respectively, but they very much had a presence online beforehand beyond just a pilot).
I didn't wanna give any show more than 4 fighters, and capped at 72 fighters total.
I couldn't realistically think of any way they could fight.
If you're curious, Somari would be the final boss. All characters obviously belong to their original owners.