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This is quite short, but I really didn't like how chapter 4 was this really serious chapter that had developed Susie and Ralsei's relationship as a team, but then Chapter 5 completely throws it all down the drain. I found the transition incredibly jarring and bizzare, I was incredibly pumped for how chapter 5 would top off chapter 4 in the lore drops, but I guess it couldn't top the reveal of the damn prophecies. Toby had no right to make chapter 5 as fun and whimsical as it was, it should've been chapter 3 instead.

I also hate how the festival was set up as this big event that would most likely be traumatic for even the heaviest of fans, yet it doesn't even last most the chapter. Imagine a chapter set in the Light World, I would've just made the festival chapter 6 or 7, the Roaring Knight comes out to the public eye, before corrupting the Lighg World with titans etc.

Do YOU have nobody to play Elden Ring with? Are YOU the only one in your friend group that knows anything about Elden Ring? Are YOU wondering why I say YOU in all capitals? Well, I don't know either. But what I do know is that I am looking for someone to hang with.. (I guess you figured by that nonsensical title.)!

If you have the base game of Elden Ring, and have either a neat coolio gadget called a Xbox Series S OR an Xbox Series X AND you are a part of the 1.1% that have internet, then I'm looking right at ya! I don't even care if you're the best or worst player in the world!

Please, prepare yourself for the coolest Elden Ring game you'll play! (Okay I lied, it's gonna be like any other game, but maybe a tad cooler!) Come along fellow tarnished! What are you waiting for?

This post is sponsored by... the letter E! (If you get this reference, then you're an OG.)

P.S - I have NEVER played Co-op before.. apparently you need items for it, so can someone teach me the ways of the road in those little comments under this post.

P.S P.S - My lame mommy said I gotta go to bed early for school tomorrow! (This is for a joke for a prank, this doesn't reflect who I am my mommy is cool and I am also a fully grown man I can do what I want.)

P.S P.S P.S - If this post gets flagged for me promoting the letter E, then I might just not sponsor anything anymore. I'll UNSPONSOR! And all of Twitter (X) will hate me!! And for the first time, it'll be for good reason!!

P.S P.S P.S P.S - If you are a young child, then.. you're gonna hear alot of bad cuss words, like.... H E Double Hockey Sticks! And.. DARN! Therefore playing with me is rated 18++, the two pluses are for double the maturity! Zoinks!