How I lost my virginity at age 21 from Reddit - Update
Ok, so here I am again posting an update to my story about how I lost the v-card from Reddit. I knew you degenerate fucks would like the post, but I didn’t expect this big of a reaction, so thanks to all you wonderful gay men and the one alleged woman in tinyhermoine. I have been lurking on this sub since the early sauna days, so it’s fun to be part of the degeneracy lol.
Why did I not date the first girl? She was 28 and I was 21. When we started fucking, she knew I was moving out of the college town I was living in and agreed to let me smash until I left. I definitely fucked it up with her and hurt her, which I regret, but I was getting pussy for the first time ever so I will cut myself some slack.
Here’s how it ended: I went on a family vacation right after graduating and promised I would see her as soon as I got back. That never happened because I returned, slid into another Reddit girl's DMs, and started smashing her instead. I made a decision to smash a 33-year-old BBW non-binary squirter instead of the definitely not mentally stable 28-year-old nurse (even though the nurse was way cuter).
I think I was kinda tired of her shit because, while I did like her, she would always play these weird, annoying games, like coming over and pretending she didn’t want me to crack her open and clean her out when we both knew that’s the only reason she was there lol. I can be pretty autistic, but I could be myself around her and she liked me for me. She even bought me a graduation shirt that says “autism powered fuck machine.” So yeah, I fucked that up, but we weren’t meant to be together.
On to the 33-year-old. I messaged her off Reddit after she posted a pic of her ass, and I said something gay like "you don’t have a permit for that dump truck" and we were in. She was VERY liberal, and since I call things gay and regarded all day, I had to tuck it back and spit some bullshit about how I practice radical acceptance or whatever.
She agreed to come over and pulled up looking very large and in charge with a huge blanket. I asked what it was for and she said it was her waterproof blanket, adding, “trust me, we’re going to need it.”
Needless to say, I went PYONGGG, led her to my room, and we smashed. We definitely needed that blanket. This woman squirted so fucking much that the blanket was soaking wet; I could’ve wrung out her squirt from that nasty piece of cloth. Her pussy was literally insane, like gorilla grip insane, and she had crazy head game as well. Being an oversharer, I told her I had only lost my virginity two months prior and she also couldn’t believe it and thought I was lying.
Once after we smashed, she actually told me, “you fucked me so good now I’m struggling with my gender identity because I feel so straight now,” which did make me want to die, but life goes on.
She then told me she was into kink and proceeded to show me videos of the shit she’s done, like impact play and needle play. She even showed me a video of her suspended from two huge clothespins pinned under her skin, and her back looked like a slave's from her needle play scars. I was definitely in way over my head.
I saw her for about a month or two. I would go to her house, she would feed me, get me high as shit, suck the soul out of me, we would fuck, repeat. Her room was like a BDSM dungeon and she literally had actual weights for her pussy to strengthen her vagina grip, which explained a lot. She definitely wanted to peg me too, but thankfully I walked away without that happening. She did eat my ass though, but I am super ticklish so I couldn’t stop giggling every time she licked it. She also gave good massages on a real massage table, telling me I deserved this treatment and should never settle for less. Needless to say she spoiled me.
Anyway, I stopped seeing her because I was fucking the non-binary equivalent of Jabba the Hutt but with a gigantic ass. I eventually started showing my true colors to her too, like calling things gay and regarded, but I guess the sex was good enough for her to put up with it. She also kept trying to therapize me, which pissed me off. She was a social worker who worked with kids and would tell me about them. I remember thinking, why the fuck is she smashing me if she works with kids, is she a pedophile? The answer is probably no, but kinda yes at the same time. I was allegedly the biggest age gap she had ever done.
I ended up ditching her one night to smash a chick off Tinder. She knew I was lying and got upset. The Tinder chick was hot and not fat, but the sex was mid for me. I went from the fucking throat-goat freak to just a normal pillow princess lol.
She hit me up a few months ago, and I just told her we shouldn’t be fucking each other anymore. Then she blocked me on everything lol.
So now I’m moved back into my parents' house, working some chud job and reminiscing on different times. I'm 22 now and haven’t smashed since August, but that’s probably for the best. My goal is for the next person I have sex with to NOT be from the internet like Tinder or Reddit. I am shy and bashful, but I’m going to try to be more sociable and see where life takes me.
Hopefully, I make some of you feel less regarded, and hopefully, I inspire some hope in the chuds lurking here who haven’t lost their v-card yet in their 20s. Don’t give up.
L: 5.75
G: 4.9