u/Statesticle

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If we win tonight, I drink this

“The University of Illinois disclaims all responsibility for the production, marketing, and distribution of this product.”

A family member has had this in the cupboard for over 40 years. They said it was mine if I covered the hospital bill. My stomach is encased in Malort and Portillo’s- I am not afraid.

u/Statesticle — 8 days ago