What cast thee into the black potion, leaving thee maidenless?
Fellow wizard apprentices, I inquire of thee: what event, revelation, or facial failo cast thee into the path of the black potion and condemned thee to a maidenless existence? Many among us suffer multiple curses, yet if ye were forced to identify a singular affliction responsible for preventing the existence granted so effortlessly unto the warlocks, what would it be?
For myself, it is the accursed malar bags: swollen shadow-pouches beneath the ocular realm which distort the midface, drain the visage of vitality, and grant the appearance of perpetual exhaustion regardless of mana levels or rest cycles. A truly wicked facial debuff.