[rap] Milly Badger Brain
I wrote this at work about sad divorced dads trying to make rap. I like making the robot sing dumb things. It may offend some listeners, everything is only in jest.
Here's them lyrics to follow along.
Free flow, feel the flow,
Kinda dope, feel the rope,
Got no hoes, work I goes,
It's working and writing sick flows.
Lost half the check to child support,
But I love that kid just not his mom no more.
Even though my rhymes are sick,
She still sucked my dad's dick
Caught em on my birthday,
Like man, that's craze-ay!
Ooh that's the line,
Make it rhyme,
Do a flip for a dime,
Commit a crime,
Mm I've got issues
Gotta get a box of tissues
Boogery nose, it's kinda gross,
Too gunked up to smell a rose.
The flower is life,
And life is my wife,
Cause life fucking sucks,
Just like you Sharon!
Free nelson Mandela,
He's already free,
Nelson Mandela more free-er than me
Who's Nelson Mandela,
What does that mean?
Was he a president,
Did he have a dream?
Take my lines as they come,
If you can't you're dumb
I think outside of the box
But I don't wash my socks
If you look in my glove compartment
I've got a Glock
I like owning things
I like making birds sing
I am the end
The middle
And the beginning, bitch!
Take it down a notch lay it low lay it low
Swoop the whoop I'm white Edgar allen Poe
Fartmiser, none the wiser, diss her on the streets, she's wearing a wire
Never tired, but I got bald tires, won't pay for change cause mechanics are liars.
Never outta gas, always on that ass, someone said I smell like grass
Terrible in bed but love getting head can't play basketball but I can still pass
Quick dribble, little tickle, freak a bitch out when I nibble on her cankle,
Kinda weird, the queen might say queer, R I P, but we all knew that shit was near
Aint cold she's just super old it was time for that queen to get outta here
Oof mank better than the ranked I'm a stanky muddafugga and I'm eating a steak
Send me foot pics or get deleted if I asked for gas money it wasn't a mistake.
I'm the guy, the one and only, the one your parents hate but you should really get to know me
It's a thing freaking out on everything Ive got a badger in my head and it's name is Milly.
Milly badger brain
Acting insane,
That's the thang,
Milly badger brain
Badger badger brain
Tailgate in the school parking lot,
Lost custody cause I smoke too much pot,
Favorite pass time getting tackled by cops
If you give me twenty bucks I'll lick that mop.
Trash bath do the math competing with the raccoons for gods wrath
I'm a cephalopod with gangreness rot, running down the soup isle smelling like pot,
Teli wise I'm always watching they televise everything and I'm gocking
Head down red like a rocket she said she wants to screw but I need a sprocket
Millys town, make you down, gonna find that badger around,
Love the sound that moves the crowd and makes they Milly badger brain go round
Milly badger brain
Milly badger brain
Acting insane
With a badger in my brain
Milly badger brain
Milly Molly badger brain
Milly Milly Milly
Milly badger brain
Foot tooth staple spaghetti to the roof nothing better to do
Tell the group we're prime time goop, shoopy whoop it's so true
Nevermind, count to nine, throw out your back I need a new spine,
Help the tide, and some mice, set the ripple tripple don't need to be nice.
Boog the stoog better than the roog making myself droogaloog
Never knew Nelson Mandela was a real dude.
Milly is the badger in my brain, I'm not insane I'm not insane,
There's a badger in there, nobody cares, it hurts so much nobody cares
Help me there is a feral animal inside of my head
It's scratching my brain until I'm dead
Gonna die soon, maybe high noon, that be too soon, so tomorrow afternoon
Milly badger brain making me go insane
Milly badger brain
Milly badger brain
Acting insane
With a badger in my brain
Milly badger brain
Milly Molly badger brain
Milly Milly Milly
Milly badger brain