Crazy how Dale Wilson is older than Adam Young from Owl City (AKA the guy that made the viral Fireflies meme song) who turned 40 as of today, meanwhile Dale will be 42 in November and is still a bum.
I TRIED GIVING COMPETITIVE SMASH A 3RD CHANCE AND THOUGHT "Oh, maybe I could try to viewing this dog water community in a better light and actually have fun." BUT NOPE, IT'S STILL THE SAME REPETITIVE, REPUGNANT, HORRIBLE COMMUNITY IT WAS BACK IN NOVEMBER AND NOTHING WILL CHANGE!!!! I'M STILL GOING TO KEEP TALKING ABOUT HOW HORRIBLE OF A "FIGHTING GAME" THIS IS. OH WAIT, THIS IS NO REAL FIGHTING GAME. THIS IS A MASSIVE CLUB FOR EGOTISTICAL PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO LIVES OUTSIDE OF THIS GAME AND CLOUT. WITHOUT THIS GAME, THEY ARE NOTHING. I HOPE THERE IS NO NEW SMASH GAME OR BETTER YET, IF WE DO GET A NEW GAME, I HOPE IT'S JUST AS SLOW AS BRAWL AND THE ONLINE IS EVEN WORSE THAN BEFORE SO PEOPLE CAN STOP WITH THIS MENACE. UNTIL THEN, I WILL CONTINUE TO POST MY ANGRY AND AGGRESSIVE THOUGHTS AND FEELING TOWARDS THE COMPETITIVE SMASH SCENE AND CONTINUE MAKING BATTLE ATENAS TO TROLL PEOPLE AND GET SOME ENJOYMENT OUT OF IT AND SEEING THEM RAGE QUIT AND LAUGHING AT THEM.
SO GO AHEAD, ATEMPT TO STOP ME IN MY BATTLE ARENAS AND FIGHT ME!!!!
I enjoy it when he gets lag switched, not because of the lag itself, but just him and the absurd the lag is when he reacts to it. I know there's clips where he was fighting a Noob on MK1 as Sektor and rogged out. A Ken on SF6 as Alex recently and tried to exit out the match and the Ken declined. An old clip of Smash Ultimate when he was fighting a Greninja as Simon a while back when he was trying to get Elite Smash.
When I play Super Smash Bros. Online, I create a battle arena, set the only item as the timer item, (which is the one that slows down your opponent) pick Rosalina because I like her and she has her gravitational pull that collects the items far away so that my opponent has no chance of beating me. I save every replay I win and take screenshots when my opponent rage quits. I sadly don't have a capture card to record the rage quits live.
I also pretend that my opponents online and in the community are apart of the evil World of Light Galeem and Dharkon clones as like a DLC or something because I have to pay for online to fight in it. Also if it's a mirror match, (aka ditto) I kick them to keep me content. LOL.
The reason why I do this is because competitive smash sucks and I hate it. It's one of the worst communities I've ever indulged in. I have a lot more to say and I could go further, but I don't want to get banned from here, so I'll keep it PG and not insult anyone specifically. All I'm gonna say is that I'm glad I'm not apart of this repugnant space that affected me so poorly throughout 8 years of my life that caused me to be violent. The only time I play Super Smash Bros. anymore is when I'm trolling in my own arena or when I'm playing the game like how it was always supposed to be with all items, stages, and not a selfish 1v1 "fighting game". Also, this is a not a real fighting game. Don't get mad at me because I have feelings towards something people like that I hate. This post is 100% serious and this is not satire.