CDC Report: Rabies Among the One Percent Will be the New Pandemic
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CDC Report: Rabies Among the One Percent Will be the New Pandemic

Global health and pandemic experts say that the next great pandemic will be rabies but only among the 1%. Why? AI programmes and infectious disease knowledge has pointed to the massive surge in none other than Weiner Dog Races.

While the 1% is quite alarmed by this trend, the middle and lower classes are going about their lives unaffected.

u/SueGeek55 — 6 hours ago