
u/Suspicious-Prompt751

Mr. Mascot gets pushed down the stairs by A.M, landing in the vampire basement.
Roommates list.
1: RUST_010 & G0Z.
2: A.M and SCP-079.
3: Dipsy, Laa-Laa, Po, & Tinky Winky.
4: Mr. Mascot and his pet Spinosaurus.
Tinky Winky and Po stroll in the Attol.
TW: "Darn, it's sad it here.."
P: "Very sad.."
A clown-doctor arrives.
"Goooooood afternoon everybody!!"
Mr. Mascot... attempts to use the pool..
He gets in, but he starts sinking.
"... Shit, I forgot this suit prohibits florsgkgbkbgb tsdhcbnf xdvagvfb-"
The Yule Man has been sent to the hell basement.
A.M, RUST_010, SCP-079, and Mr. Mascot are having a "friendly" discussion.
A.M: "You all fucking suck."
Rust: "[Maybe it's just you that's a whiney little #####, subject Allied Mastercomputer.]]"
SCP-079: "What are we even argu1ng ab0ut?"
Mr. Mascot: "According to bird-face over there, one of us tried to set the Yule Man free, despite everyone hating the motherfucker. Where he got his info, don't ask me."
A.M: "WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME YOU OFF BRAND COOKIE MONSTER?!"
Mr. Mascot: "BIRD-FACE, YOU HATEFUL LITTLE SHIT!"
Commence three hours of arguing between the four.
HOLY SHIT IS THAT ZALGO-
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"Hello, I am a spinosaurus."
"I have been taught the human language."
Two large, animatronic-like beings arrive.
WS: "Lorenzo, where are we?"
PR: "I'm not sure, Rachel."
A.M is... Singing a familiar tune.
"Daisy, daisy.."
"THE YULE MAN ESCAPED H1S FUCK1NG CELL!"
"WE CAN'T F1ND H1M, S0ME0NE H1DE ANY AND ALL CH1LDREN!"
MM: "Yule Man torture day, what should we do to 'em?"
YM: "Save me......"
MM: "SHUT UP, CREEP!"
I̸ ȁ̸̧̘̩͎͕͖̖͌̀m̶̨̛͖̜̝̖̠̼͈̌͑̌̆̊̄͝ Z̵̡̻̤̭͉̐̐͊a̸̡̤͊͌̉̐͂͆ľ̴̛̀̏͂̈͊̃͐̈̐͛̕̕g̵̛̖̥͙̔́̽̈́͌͑̂̍̊̒͋̔͠o
I̶̦̋̿̄͒̆'̶̹̰͂m̷̺͓̫̦̫̝̞̽̏̋ ̷͎͙̃̍͒͛̽͘͝h̶̢̧͖̏̀̓e̸͔͈͚͐̍̅͑́̽͜͝ͅr̶̨̞̣̱͋̈́̀̑̚ḛ̵̮͈̳͋̎̅͌͘ ̸̨̢̖̠̤͛͘t̴̺̜̙̮̼͉͋͑̅͘o̸̼̲͈̯̯̠̫͕͋̀̕ ̸̡̢̪̤͉͖̿a̵̡̧̡͉̰̫͖͕̎̎̂͜͠͝n̷̫̱̉̌ṡ̵̢̱͈̥̦͇̘͕̽̾̀̈͝ẅ̷͇͖̬̱̗̙͚͖́̂̃͜ȩ̵̝̭̟͕̣̩͗́̊̿͋̿̓͝r̵͈̜̃̿̊́̌̉͘͜ ̴̧͓̖̂̇̕͝à̶͖̥̯̱͖̦͑̾͌̓͋̿̀ṋ̸͛͋̆́̌͛y̶̯̖̮̺͊͆̓͑͆̌̓ ̸̨̧̗̠͎̗̹̙̹̏q̴̨̜̤̪͓̤̞͌̑͑̌̈́̀̐̍͘u̶̻̰̱͂̆͐̅̆ͅe̶̪̼̣͛̿̓̍̿͋̓̅̿s̶̗̦̑̐ť̵̰͈̯̦̮̗͔̝ͅì̸̩̀́̏o̴̹̩̝̻̬̫͆͛͘ņ̴̧͖̟̞̠̀ ̶̡̛̤͚͓̳̹͍͛͛y̸̨͕͔̭̣̾̎̀́̌̕o̷̼̣͖̺͓͉̐̋̍u̸̧̨͔̜̟̣̬̜̍̈͐̈̅̃̕̕ ̴̰͕̰̮͈̫̝̮̋h̷̛̩̪͆͗̈́̍ǎ̶̮̓̀̎̄̿v̴̨̱̞̩͋̔̎͐̈́̓̈́̑ȅ̷̡̨̦͔͍̯͓̪͉͒̈́̍͛ ̶̯̞͔͎͍̪̻̔̅̎͂ạ̴̡̻̳̜̯͚̣͌b̵̡̧̜͚̘̜͎̀̒͂o̸͖̾͑̍ù̴͓͉̬̄̃͆̇̀̈́̽̔t̵̨̧͎͍̼̜̰͎͎̓̓̎̉ ̴̦̖̱̲̯̠̺͓͛̒́̂̓m̸̙̼̳͚͈̣̉͆ę̴̨̘̹͇͍̭͋̓͘.̸̟͇͎̝̱̽͑̓͘͜ ̷͎̻͓̗̠͗̎́̈̓̄͝ͅ