u/SuvenPan

"Father told me if I don't want a girl then he can get a medicine that will kill the child in my wife's womb," he said with an angry face.

His mother had always wondered why so many of her daughters had died in her womb and now she had the answer.

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u/SuvenPan — 7 hours ago

Hoping that the search AI was smart he wrote all his daughter's unusal behaviors and asked what kind of demon was possessing her.

When it told him that the symptoms were related to a rare disease he concluded that the AI was stupid and decided to perform the exorcism as the local priest had saggested.

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u/SuvenPan — 16 hours ago

As soon as he read the goverment letter that said he, his wife and his kid were randomly selected to take shelter in the bunker he wished it to be just a mistake.

He had two kids.

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u/SuvenPan — 1 day ago

"I was the one who killed a werewolf and the curse passed on to me," said the dying werewolf impaled on the silver spikes to the villagers.

"But since you all helped to make this pit with spikes from now on the curse will randomly select one of you to become werewolf every full moon," he added.

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u/SuvenPan — 3 days ago

"Even though I'm a vampire, I've never hurt anybody," the kid begged for mercy as the man in uniform dragged him out of the house.

The kid screamed when sunlight fell on him for the first time but when nothing happened he looked at the cop with confusion.

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u/SuvenPan — 6 days ago

Since it was a long journey he paid a lot to make sure he, his wife and his son wouldn't waste any time on the way.

But when it came to his adopted son he booked the less expensive hibernating pod without anti aging tech for their 10 year long journey.

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u/SuvenPan — 8 days ago

When he heard his children coughing he rushed downstairs only to find one kid choking near the stairs and the other choking near the dining table.

He rushed towards the nearest kid without knowing that this kid was just pretending to choke in order to stop him from helping the other kid.

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u/SuvenPan — 14 days ago

"Our new wardrobe has cameras and an AI that gives you advice on your fashion sense," the woman said as she opened her wardrobe for her guests.

"One of you call the cops because the owners often abuse their children by locking them in here for hours," the AI said when it saw the outsiders.

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u/SuvenPan — 16 days ago

"Yes mark, save him," the woman in the wheelchair shouted in hope as mark began swimming towards her drowning son.

Her hope turned to horror as mark the family dog grabbed the plastic ball floating near her drowning son and began to swim towards the shore.

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u/SuvenPan — 16 days ago

"During his introduction the new kid said that he is adopted and that's why he can't sit beside me on this bench," he said to the teacher.

"I have two adopted sisters and mama always tells them that all adopted kids must eat, sit and sleep on the floor," he added.

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u/SuvenPan — 19 days ago

The serial killer was surprised when he found out that the people who had caught him were not cops but from an large IT company.

He was even more surprised when they asked him to wear a camera during his next kills to produce teaching materials for their new humanoid AI.

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u/SuvenPan — 22 days ago