u/SwampDiamonds

And it's pickles all the way down

My housemate Beefy (Destroyer of Christmas Trees) has two complaints to address! I'm writing for him as his official advisor!

1. It's too bright in this dim room!

2. The Human Woman then had the nerve to take photos of Beefy enduring this hostile work environment (pic 2 is the outrayge)! (He's really good at his security side-gig guarding the table.)

He wants to consult with other legal experts like you regarding compensation ideas! And maybe retaliation crime ideas!

-Professor Longhair, very wise boy and important legal consultant)

He dangles/droops/drapes himself here frequently

Last night Beefy, Destroyer of Christmas Trees, decided to branch out (haha). He demolished a money tree limb and horked up piles of leaf all over the light-colored carpet (that I just shampooed on Tuesday).

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Is he becoming a mastermind? Is he going to sue for more trees to destroy?

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Multiple angles were attempted on this stink bug. Not sure why she's bothering when she's so full already, but cravings aren't logical.

Reminds me of catching someone eating something super ridiculous over the kitchen sink just 30 minutes after dinner 😂

This boldy has been following me around for a week now as I work on a few outdoor projects. It will see me across the patio and come zooming over to supervise like a helpful puppy. First pic is its shocked face when I gently shooed it off my hand yesterday after it had already spent lots of time inspecting a Dairy Queen cup, helping me water plants and do some weeding.

Is this how we keep humans at home? Advice needed.

Sincerely,

The Longhair Brothers

P.S. How do I get my mother to stop saying I look like Senshi from Delicious in Dungeon? My name is Harry, NOT Senshi.