u/Sweet_Lou_needs_fuel

▲ 2 r/oneliners

If I were homeless I’d run for president. Because aside from making an impact on the world and our economy, I just really need a place to live.

u/Sweet_Lou_needs_fuel — 1 day ago

▲ 36 r/oneliners

I drive a Saturn and my buddy drives a Mercury, a few times a week we meet up and drive in circles together.

u/Sweet_Lou_needs_fuel — 3 days ago