Image 1 — Broke two bones in my foot from fainting from treating my body so awful this relapse. So let's BP to handle being upset about that 🙄
Image 2 — Broke two bones in my foot from fainting from treating my body so awful this relapse. So let's BP to handle being upset about that 🙄
Image 3 — Broke two bones in my foot from fainting from treating my body so awful this relapse. So let's BP to handle being upset about that 🙄

Broke two bones in my foot from fainting from treating my body so awful this relapse. So let's BP to handle being upset about that 🙄

u/SwizzlestT — 3 days ago

Well. It happened. Everything bagels made me fail my drug test.

I would not believe it if someone tried to tell me this story, but alas, this is my real life.

I take multiple tests a week. and I haven't used anything in over 6 months. Last week I went on a big kick of eating everything bagels with cream cheese and a ton of everything bagel seasoning on top. I ate maybe 4-5 bagels within a couple days. Took a UA, popped for morphine??? I was like hell nah send that shit to the lab, and I did indeed hit dirty for Codeine (?!??!) it can pick it up at 175 nanograms, and I hit for 214 nanograms.

So that happened. I've never failed for that before in my life, and it was such a small positive that they do believe me and I'm not in any trouble but now I can't have delicious everything bagel seasoning 😭

Just wanted to share that this apparently can indeed happen. I thought you had to eat like an insane amount of poppyseeds for this to happen but I guess not. Let me know if anyone else has genuinely experienced this?!

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u/SwizzlestT — 6 days ago