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No sure why people don’t drink tap water
I have been drinking tap water since 1974 ain’t nothing wrong with me not to mention I have been drinking tap water sine 1983 ain’t nothing wrong with me..
u/TRAKRACER — 11 hours ago
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I was so ugly growing up..
My family sent me to the store to buy a loaf of break and they moved before I got back
u/TRAKRACER — 21 hours ago
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How do you know when your car is a beater?
When they steal the club, take the change in the ashtray and leave the car
u/TRAKRACER — 21 hours ago
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My wife cut me off for sex..
The last time I felt a breast was in a bucket of KFC
u/TRAKRACER — 22 hours ago
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How does a beaver describe its house on a scorching humid summer day
Hot Dam
u/TRAKRACER — 22 hours ago
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How is work on the highway on your daily commute like a home addition?
Construction on your drive home can be another story.
u/TRAKRACER — 1 day ago
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What is the first thing Adam said to Eve in the garden of Eden
Please stand back, I don’t know how big this thing gets
u/TRAKRACER — 2 days ago
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I am grateful that Spirit Airline went Bankrupt
I always suspected the flights were haunted
u/TRAKRACER — 2 days ago
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Your dad is so dumb
He keeps his fly open just in case he needs to count to eleven
u/TRAKRACER — 3 days ago
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Banquet foods is celebrating the 70th anniversary of the turkey pot pie. To date the factory has produced 900 gallons of mashed potatoes; 300 gallons of gravy ;200 gallons of peas and carrots 75 gallons of apple cobbler and
And killed only one turkey in the process
u/TRAKRACER — 3 days ago
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Sherwin Williams has over 1500 colors of paint but recently add two that are very popular
Orange Trump with a comb over, Comey white which is great for painting in the sand
u/TRAKRACER — 3 days ago
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What is the most popular ink pen in Australia?
Paper Mate
u/TRAKRACER — 3 days ago
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How do you get Jabba the Hut’s attention?
Just yell ….A-ten Hut
u/TRAKRACER — 4 days ago
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What did the fish say when it fell down the waterfall
Wee…again
u/TRAKRACER — 4 days ago
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My parents were so strict when I grew up
The thought my name was shut up and my sisters name was sit down
u/TRAKRACER — 4 days ago
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My sister is so skinny
She can use a hair scunci for a belt
u/TRAKRACER — 4 days ago
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My family was so poor
We share a toothbrush and sinus infections
u/TRAKRACER — 4 days ago
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My baby sister was so skinny growing up she needed to wear 2 belts…
one for her underwear and one for her Spandex pants
u/TRAKRACER — 5 days ago
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My Grandpa lost his dentures…
Now it takes him an hour to eat Minute Rice
u/TRAKRACER — 5 days ago
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My car is so old it requires 4 passengers
One to steer and 3 to push
u/TRAKRACER — 5 days ago