u/TSErica

This little tart went hard gathering nuts.

Latest Update...she is ok.

She been busted. She tried to give Golden one of her famous showers. That town only big enough for one famous gold color piss.

For those of you heading north by northwest, be advised the Boulder bag lady has been once again spotted, after long hiatus, in Boulder, Broomfield, Arvada area.

Remember no feeding, no money, and if you value your car, absolutely no rides! (She will piss in it)

This PSA has been brought to you by Erica's Metro Denver Area Hobo Watch/Stranger Danger Org. We Know Kook's and Rando Strangers!

Someone posted this is 16th St Mall. I said HOLY MOLY...WOW Mayor Mikie was not lying, it really is vibrant! All over night too. I ran downstairs and few blocks over, before I realized this is a mistake, its actually Guatemala.

Sure enough, I got to 16th street, "Hey babe, got blues, a dollar,a smoke, foil?" Someone screaming bloody murder at wall. Damn.

Oddly enough I saw more Guatemalans on our 16th st mall, than in video!

This latest outfit...Im feeling some ZZ Top, Sharp Dressed Man....Maybe a little Donna Summer, Hot Stuff.

Go Polis!

Cause every girl crazy about sharp dressed man.

Despite 100yrs of Nob slobbing, the Nob Inn will close around end of Sept. Construction on new fent express RTD line has cut the amount of nobs to a trickle.

Was so excited, thought this was our Glendale, then I saw Glenoaks Boulevard...dang it. The Denver metro area got to have a few butt sniffers out there right? You need to get working on this, put Denver back on map again as a friendly destination for all.

So this is from my daily local news update from Denverite. Apparently this is what the good people of Denver are doing. (Now understand why my comment about Roller Skating Chick was so unpopular, really butt hurt the masses) Well, Im with Kyle(Hi Kyle) Im not impressed by any of this.(Except Tony Hawk skateboard, I would robbed the dude who found had I known)

Think these creative events trying to get Denver folks doing something besides visiting tents, loitering on Colfax need some DenverCircleJerk activities...so lets give it to them!

So I got to take a piss today, now despite being Trans, Im pre-op forever, cause you know fellas, its feels damn good pissin out a big schlong standing up once in awhile, so I will on rare occasion use the boys room. Usually results in a date(esp 2am in say Idaho or Kansas) sometimes a fight, which built skills that come in handy riding RTD. So I go in one of our fine retail establishments and see this?!?!

Why boys, why?!?! Is this something just a Denver thing? Or nationwide? The youngsters doing? And there were 2 hot guys in there and instead of checking me out and contemplating taking a walk on wild side, they were like..."Holy Shit, will you look at size of that thing" I could tell if they meant me or turd.

Are we sure?

So was in a bit of debate if Rest Stops are still hot spots for hooking up? Are there even Rest Stops in CO?

Can you imagine this busts thru door!?!? Talk about FIND A HAPPY PLACE

Gives new meaning to "clear"ing out your locker huh!?!

Is it a bad or good thing when you show up for anon date and find them like this at very start? Too bad...nice legs.

Found on North Broadway,...Think #3 "todo" is Milo(that stuff is good and works)

Well here is your list back, its pretty strenuous to remember, wouldnt want you miss meeting chicks.

Our dear governor, the Honorable Jared Polis, has officially signed off on our newly designed state logo. His hearty Thanks to this sub's Colorado Natives!

Ran into this ol boy. (Where else do I run into all the these giant bugs, jumped offf RTD Free Mall Ride and began walking thru Civic Center Station) After he punk'd me for a cigarette, he told his name was Contender, said looking for some big bad horse named Bluecifer, said town aint big enough for both. I gave him all my change, last of cigarettes for safe passage and told him I dont know no anything about some big package blue horse. Watch out this cowboy means business!

Or as my trans bff Traci says...some guns. My gay pals think its hot as well as Traci. Its different for me but, I do more physical work these days, so guess its to be expected.

Guess it helps a bit keeping boys in line too.

What thoughts on here?

Who put me (of all people) on there mailng list? This is some kind of joke?...if so...I think it hysterical!!! Nice one jerking me!

Maybe some of you looking for work?? I got no patience to be a cop. Id beat hell out of everyone...."Damn you paid how much for this stuff? This is bunk. Ive had better from found baggies. Your under arrest for being a dumb ass"