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Kona grill dog on chair pupdate (dog's side of the story)

Fellow natives, I am sure you have seen the posts by now complaining about the dog at bar at the Kona grill. I am that dog.

I have never in my life been so outraged and humiliated by the horrible discrimination I experienced by a complete stranger, just because of the color of my fur. I have spent my entire life trying to be a Good Boy, and I just wanted to have a drink and relax with my Best Friend. Instead I was treated like some kind of _animal_.

Rest assured that I will not take this laying down, or playing dead. I have hired representation and the Kona Grill will soon hear from Frank D. "The Strong Arm" Azar.

Have a good day.

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u/FlyingDogCatcher — 1 day ago
▲ 56 r/DenverCirclejerk

Kona grill dog on chair update

I wanted to share an update on the dog I saw having an ipa at the bar at Kona grill. I called the cops because the health department wasn’t picking up. Thankfully the cops showed up quickly. It was a black lab, so the cops shot it.

The grill is officially safe again. You’re welcome.

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u/trix_is_for_kids — 1 day ago
▲ 113 r/DenverCirclejerk+1 crossposts

San Fran Thinks They Have the Monopoly on Taco Bell Cantina. Blucifer Decieded to Flex His Veiny Nuts in Retribution. Hail Cantina in Blucifer’s Name. Almond.

u/pocket_nick — 1 day ago
▲ 41 r/DenverCirclejerk

How do I get sprinkler system to run max when it starts to rain?

I want to really soak this shit, is there a rain sensor that I can attach to my sprinkler system to get that bitch to start pumping when it’s raining out? If you double water you will really get good results obv.

u/TrisolaranPrinceps- — 1 day ago
▲ 389 r/DenverCirclejerk

After a historically dry winter, Denver officials draft a mass evacuation plan directing everyone to Colorado Blvd.

u/g_bleezy — 3 days ago