u/hettuklaeddi

I run a horse riding ranch.

I just got a call asking if we are “queer friendly”

I’m not sure who needs to hear this, but you don’t want to go there. if you’re absolutely hell-bent try a pony first.

namaste

Can't tell you how many people I saw walking their dogs at high noon today at the Cheesman Art Festival, all running around barefoot. It's really sad to see dog owners who don't understand the basic concept of proper hygiene. Take them to a brew pub or a walmart for god sake

For relevancy, anyone else notice an abnormally large population of unintelligent and entitled boomers in Denver relative to other cities? Are their brains just fried from following the dead or phish around the country before they settle here? Or are they like that everywhere?

I run a retail tent downtown and I just got done sitting in I-25 traffic 8 minutes ago, have barely had my coffee, and the second I clock in I've got some ancient boomer fuck walking in and barking questions at me.

My job is fairly involved information-wise, and 90% of customers NEED to ask us questions to figure out what they want. You knew that before you walked in and you STILL did it right at open. I may not be able to \*tell\* you to fuck off but I sure as hell will do my best to make you feel like you should, and I'll be damned if im going to actually recommend the best product for you. Find it yourself.

Why are you walking into ANY butt stuff tent within 10 minutes of it opening apart from the DMV? Are butt stuff tents simply kiosks in your brain, and not almalgamtions of cooperative human beings?

I am certain your cushy boomer office or blue collar union bullshit job you skated your way into retirement with didnt start barking orders the second you walked in the door. Where do you get off doing this shit to us?

It’s always a boomer or some unbearable stay at home pilates mom coming in to piss me off the second I open the tent. They watch me unlock it and then just push their way in! Go fuck yourselves. Genuinely I fucking hate you people. Have some fucking self awareness, asshats. Hopefully they use reddit.

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