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Did Blucifer’s spaceship arrive?
Before everyone gets all rude, I’m not a fucking idiot. I genuinely thought that an Olde Towne Arvada rocket launch was more probable than a plane making a noise. I only leave my house to walk my doggo.
What actor would have the hardest filmography to name every single movie in?
You have unlimited time but you have to name every single movie that one actor has been in. It should be somebody famous, not a character actor from the 60s. I think Jason Statham would be the hardest one to do it for. How many transporters were there? Even if you get the Fast and Furious movies right, they made the spin offs….its impossible.
Slumlord wouldn’t even pay me for a brand new apartment !
I want everyone to know that when my apartment flooded and my AC broke, instead of making me pay rent to live in a soggy swamp of an apartment for weeks while they fix it, my evil landlord offered me a new unit at no cost. This is criminal! They wouldn’t even increase my rent or charge me a new security deposit! Just “hey would you like to move into a new apartment with working water and AC this isn’t covered in black mold”? The nerve. Fucking fascists
Mis-timed my airport tug
I mistimed my airport tug. I went right before security to the RTD barcode scanner and then I walk through and have to see DDolly Parton staring me down from heaven? Boyz im running on empty
Why can’t restaurants cook up a decent AI here?
I went to Kawa Ni for a plate of my weekly AI and they didn’t even have it on the menu. They said all they serve is food and drinks which seems ridiculous because a tire company just endorsed them, so they should have artificial intelligence. I need help finding a restaurant that serves AI. It really shouldn’t be that hard
Sequel to Heather Skates already announced
Heather Skates will be followed by Heather Tries BST
What’s the current cloud situation? I’m terrified
Guys are there any cloud up there right now? driving up but if I see a single cloud I’ll have to turn around. please advise
BoBo is going to rock your world with those things on
youtube.comStop Clapping at the end of movies or when the airplane lands
For the love on god stop clapping at the end of the movie. It’s fucking embarrassing. I’m glad you liked the movie, nobody who made it can hear you. And for that matter stop clapping when the plane lands. You should only clap when people don’t stand up to get their bags while taxiing and when they actually let the people with the tight connection off the plane before themselves. I’ve never seen it, so stop clapping.
The public bicycles and scooters aren’t working
I want better public transportation, I want less pollution, I want fewer cars on the road, and I I would be so happy if I never had to hear another straight piped V6 Charger revving outside my house at 3am. But these scooter and bikes aren’t the solution.
My city just converted the entire fleet from Lime to Veo, Vero? Ido doesn’t matter. Initially I thought great! The city owns and operates them, prices are cheaper, and they have larger wheels so they are safer for the user. It’s not working out. I just drove home through a mile of traffic because two morons were riding them down a one way 45mph 2 lane street in the left lane. This street is one block either direction from a dedicated bike lane, or a park with dedicated bike lanes that cars literally can’t enter, they they are going less than half the speed of traffic in the left lane with cars having to pass on the right.
I think the root of the problem is the users (and this is where the keyboard warriors jump down my throat). If you do not have a car there is a good chance you don’t know where you are going, what roads are safe, or how insanely dangerous it is to ride a scooter/bicycle hybrid in the left lane with a 25mph speed differential. And if you don't own your own bicycle you probably aren’t very good at riding them. If you can’t save the $200 It takes to buy a bicycle or scooter, you probably have some money issues that renting expensive e-bikes isn’t helping.
So the net result is a bunch of unskilled people, with no sense of direction, on suboptimal equipment, doing insane shit that endangers everyone. add to that the parking issues, sidewalks, blowing through lights into traffic, drunks, children. they aren’t working
Bartender for Private Party
Putting some feelers out for a bartender for a private party in Denver next Saturday Aug 1. Need somebody with TIPS cert that can pour wine and open beers for a few hours. Let me know if you are interested, pay is $200 for 3 hour
To the guy who threatened me with a 9 iron today
I was playing solo today on a par 3. There were 2 very slow groups ahead of me, no worries on my end, just enjoying the sunshine. On the 2nd hole the twosome in front of me was finished on the green (replaced the flag) and walking off. I set up on the tee box and hit a zinger (I was surprised because I tore my rotator cuff and don’t have full mobility yet so admittedly it went farther than I anticipated). I yelled fore and the ball landed basically on the green maybe 20’ from the gentleman. I wave in apology and walked up to apologize personally. He takes my ball and throws it into the weeds. I get up to the green and he greets me raising a 9 iron and screaming at me. I apologize probably 5 times with him 6” from my face still tensing up with the iron threatening to knock me out and beat me with the club. I’m trying to keep my cool because I can’t really fight with my shoulder injury (also it’s 9am and I’m just trying to spend some time outside). Anyways I apologize one last time turn around and head home. Fuck you asshole you got some anger issues I hope you don’t take out on your wife when she misses a putt. Also it’s a municipal par 3, people make mistakes.
MOARRRRR UPDATES
Guys idk what the hell is going on. I need more updates on the odyssey IMAX. Every person on the internet has seen it except for me and I’m pissed. What is going on with it? I would rather not see it at all than see it in a format I can’t brag about on the internet. Please keep me updated and hurry the fuck up before I have to resort to reading the book
I need hourly updates on The Odyssey!
Guys I’m freaking out! I just finished the SparkNotes for the odyssey and am really looking forward to seeing it but the one showtime I wanted to go to got cancelled. There’s only 86 other showtimes every day in Denver for the next month. That’s 2500 showtimes I can’t go to because mine got cancelled! Please help I’m so desperate to see an adaptation of a 3000 year old fictional poem by the guy who named his main character in a 3 hour movie The Protagonist.
Need a tennis court close to downtown
I can’t find any tennis courts downtown or with expansive views from an elevated position. Any idears?