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▲ 2 r/REI

Used REI Dome tent

I found a REI DOME tent on FB marketplace. The seller doesn’t know how to set it up and can’t confirm it has all of the pieces.

My question is:

If I take it to REI, can someone show me how to set it up?
Does REI carry spare parts in store for these tents?

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u/Hot_Fan_4169 — 2 months ago
▲ 95 r/DenverCirclejerk

Got a $100 ticket for expired plates, how can I fight this??

5 year native here. I just received a ticket for my license plate tags being expired.

I thought it was optional to register your vehicle in this state which is why I moved here to begin with.

This is an outrage! How can I fight this?

u/Hot_Fan_4169 — 2 months ago
▲ 10 r/DenverCirclejerk

Polis has ruined the once BEAUTIFUL Governor’s Mansion

Lord Polis has totally let the Governor’s mansion go. The landscaping is over grown, the weeds are out of control. WHAT. A. TOTAL. DISGRACE!

We should all be embarrassed by how this reflects on us as Natives of this GREAT state of ColoRADo. This reflects on all of us.

I propose we end TABOR refunds in order to fund this clean up and to make the mansion BEAUTIFUL again. It needs beautiful grass like what the Broncos have. We can also tear down half of it and build a BIG BEAUTIFUL BALLROOM once the mess Polis has left is cleaned up.

Thank you for your attention to this matter and NAMASTE.

u/Hot_Fan_4169 — 2 months ago
▲ 31 r/DenverCirclejerk

I need help with Rabbit stew!!!

I found this rabbit outside my front door. Does anyone have a good rabbit stew recipe?

Namaste

u/Hot_Fan_4169 — 2 months ago
▲ 6 r/DenverCirclejerk

Driving here is a nightmare

I’m trying to go to the BST after work and I decide to take the 25 even though I know it’s going to add an hour to my commute.

I end up behind someone going 50 in an 85. Wtf. I go to pass them and I see Lauren Boboert giving you a BJ while you watch videos of Lord Polis on your phone.

What a nightmare. Take Bobert to a play next time.

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u/Hot_Fan_4169 — 3 months ago
▲ 83 r/hockeyplayers

DON’T PLAY HOCKEY WITHOUT A CUP (EVEN IF ITS BACKYARD HOCKEY)

My boy Chad blocked a shot with his Johnson while playing some back yard shinny with the boys. I don’t think I have to explain that one much further to ya. We had to grab him 3 beers once we got him up and over to the bench. One to drink and the other two to ice his new found shot blocker.

Moral of the story, always wear a cup. Even if it’s backyard shinny.

Thank you for your attention to this matter, eh.

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u/Hot_Fan_4169 — 3 months ago
▲ 29 r/DenverCirclejerk

Is anyone else having crazy diarrhea? My butt hole is on fire.

I frequent the BST and Casa Bonita like any good native does and I’ve had fire lava diarrhea for the last week. My neighbor has had it too but they blame it on the tomatoes from Walmart that Lord Polis poisoned.

I sit here on the toilet wondering if any one else has had this problem so I can determine where I got it from.

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u/Hot_Fan_4169 — 3 months ago