You guys. We need to name the sea lion parked in the fish ladder in the 5th Ave Dam downtown.
I mean, surely you’ve heard the “arp arp arp” echoing around the isthmus for the past week or so. My only request is can we give it either a gender-neutral or female name? I’m so tired of the default assumption of animals being masculine. As far as I know we don’t know the sea lion’s gender, and this hungry beast could just as easily be a queen as a king in there, snarfing up all the salmon.
Please put your suggestions in the comments and upvote your favorites. If I get my act together, I’ll update the post on Monday with a winner. That “if” is carrying a lot of weight here. No promises. I got grass to touch.