where did i go?

While reading this story, the chances of you suddenly being teleported to a different place entirely is extremely low . . . But it is not 0%.

When I was 16, I was watching TV and all of the sudden was in the bathroom in the blink of an eye.

In 2007, I was in my brother's room watching Family Guy. An episode I was happy to come on cause it had a gag that I was really excited to see again. As I'm watching it, suddenly, I was not.

It wasn't even in the blink of an eye, it was faster than that. It was as instantaneous as possible and even faster than my brain can process in itself. It was faster than neurons. Which, let me say, was a very weird thing to process in my brain as it happened. Imagine yourself right now reading this post on your phone and then, just like that, you're staring at yourself in the bathroom mirror.

I'm completely perplexed but after a bit, I go back in the room to continue watching the episode and then I became even more perplexed. A different show was on but still on Adult Swim. What the fuck is happening? Did the network change the show mid episode? I needed answers and when I went downstairs, I was yet even more perplexed.

I darted to the kitchen to see what time it was. Family Guy started at 9 and it was about 5 minutes into the episode when this blip happened. I looked at the time and stopped in my tracks. The clock read 10:38.

That's not possible. One hour and thirty minutes of time that went by faster than the speed of light. The first thing I felt was anger. "Ah! Fuck! ... I missed the joke!" . The second thought was...What was my body doing in that time? What did I do from the time I was watching tv to standing in the mirror? No one said they saw me at all during that time. So if I was somehow undetected by my family for an hour and a half, there are only two explanations.

Possibility #1: My family simply was not around wherever I so happened to be at.

Or

Possibility #2: My body had vanished and was placed back in the bathroom.

Where did I go?

Note: I was a very healthy 16 year old with no neurological conditions or head injuries at any point. I did not have any mental issues that would've impaired my perceived perception of reality. I was not on alcohol, drugs, or any substance that could've impaired me. Lastly, I have always been so confident in telling that this experience was absolutely instantaneous.

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u/TangibleStillness — 8 days ago

where did i go?

While reading this story, the chances of you being teleported elsewhere at any given time is extremely low . . . but it isn't 0%.

In 2007, I was in my brother's room watching Family Guy. An episode I was happy to come on cause it had a gag that I was really excited to see again. As I'm watching it, suddenly, I was not.

It wasn't even in the blink of an eye, it was faster than that. It was as instantaneous as possible and even faster than my brain can process in itself. It was faster than neurons. Which, let me say, was a very weird thing to process in my brain as it happened. Imagine yourself right now reading this post on your phone and then, just like that, you're staring at yourself in the bathroom mirror.

I'm completely perplexed but after a bit, I go back in the room to continue watching the episode and then I became even more perplexed. A different show was on but still on Adult Swim. What the fuck is happening? Did the network change the show mid episode? I needed answers and when I went downstairs, I was yet even more perplexed.

I darted to the kitchen to see what time it was. Family Guy started at 9 and it was about 5 minutes into the episode when this blip happened. I looked at the time and stopped in my tracks. The clock read 10:38.

That's not possible. One hour and thirty minutes of time that went by faster than the speed of light. The first thing I felt was anger. "Ah! Fuck! ... I missed the joke!" . The second thought was...What was my body doing in that time? What did I do from the time I was watching tv to standing in the mirror? No one said they saw me at all during that time. So if I was somehow undetected by my family for an hour and a half, there are only two explanations.

Possibility #1: My family simply was not around wherever I so happened to be at.

Or

Possibility #2: My body had vanished and was placed back in the bathroom.

Where did I go?

Note: I was a very healthy 16 year old with no neurological conditions or head injuries at any point. I did not have any mental issues that would've impaired my perceived perception of reality. I was not on alcohol, drugs, or any substance that could've impaired me. Lastly, I have always been so confident in telling that this experience was absolutely instantaneous.

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u/TangibleStillness — 8 days ago
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10 Years: From True Love to the Unimaginable End. - Haikus

We always said we knew we were meant to spend the rest of our lives together. 'Divorce' to us was 'surrender' to the Japanese. But I have hurt her too many times until the air was void of what once was pure and palpable.

These are a couple of haikus I have written while dealing with the realization that I have decimated the soul of the person who has been an angel walking the Earth.

Love used to live here

The devil won this battle

He laughs with my soul

It is true its done

When did you fall out of love?

Now will you prosper?

It started out pure

"We are gathered here today"

I hate divorce court

Our last sleep together

Our final snuggles to rest

My last good nights sleep

Our love would be felt

We were proof true love exists

Can we still be friends?

Lord help my poor soul

My hideous heart is dead

My wife nevermore.

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u/TangibleStillness — 8 days ago